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This is not a launch game, it's pinball.
First the thurtle hits a bomb then a big bird and gets bounched downwards, then he hits dad, then a gomba and finaly a jeep...
As you read this, you must think WTF!?
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the guy with the chainsaw and skull mask is from dad n me and i love the banana when it punches the turtle up! this game rocks
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wow i used my rocket and the griffin thing hit me with its claws and i flew to the ground hit it then flew 7000 thousand feet in the air
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I should get a medal for allowing turtles to reach heights and speeds they had never known before. Or perhaps a strongly worded letter from the committee on animal abuse. They have nice handwriting.
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I understand now, the turtle is immortal. He has grown tired of living after thousands of years and now is desperately trying to kill himself. It all makes sense.