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forgived u forgot e is hit by a banana hit bya truck blown up murders goombas gets shot rattles his brains by hitting the ground shot with a holy gun!
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How to get "I Like Turtles" Badge:
Step 1: Purchase Tank, Ultimate Weapon, and Missle
Step 2: Buy 40-50 Nukes
Step 3: Buy a chest bomb (just in case)
Step 4: Pray that you don't hit spikes, abducted, or hit too many of those stupid birds that slow you down
Step 5: After very good launch (don't settle for a mediocre launch), wait until your turtle is flying steadily across the very center of the screen and hit him with a golden bullet
Step 6: Alternate between dropping 3-4 nukes and hitting your turtle with a golden bullet when he is flying steadily at the center of the screen.
Step 7: At around 200,000, deploy the missle/jetpack.
Step 8: Continue alternations and pray that you don't hit any spikes, UFOs, or dastardly birds.
Step 9: Receive badge and regret spending so much time trying to receive it.
Step 10: Sleep.
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How to get "I Like Turtles" Badge:
Step 1: Purchase Tank, Ultimate Weapon, and Missle
Step 2: Buy 40-50 Nukes
Step 3: Buy a chest bomb (just in case)
Step 4: Pray that you don't hit spikes, abducted, or hit too many of those stupid birds that slow you down
Step 5: After very good launch (don't settle for a mediocre launch), wait until your turtle is flying steadily across the very center of the screen and hit him with a golden bullet
Step 6: Alternate between dropping 3-4 nukes and hitting your turtle with a golden bullet when he is flying steadily at the center of the screen.
Step 7: At around 200,000, deploy the missle/jetpack.
Step 8: Continue alternations and pray that you don't hit any spikes, UFOs, or dastardly birds.
Step 9: Receive badge and regret spending so much time trying to receive it.
Step 10: Sleep.
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seems like he gives up, but at the last second he hits a bomb or dad and go flying again to go another couple thousand feet
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geez christ, this game is silly that it hurts... i dont get why people find this game funny at all, just here to grab my achievements and get the hell out