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the first time i played this i got every upgrade and then kinda bored so i clicked clear data nothing happend.then i thought it would be okay if i have an all out upgrade account.next day data was gone it wasent very clear that you have to get off and back on for it to clear the data.
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:\ activates a nuke for the first time, hits a flying spike straight away......
3/5 game takes way too long to get going
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I feel horrible, no matter how many times i hit the turtle, he always comes back and I just can't resist to shoot him again
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My god. Shot out of a tank, hit with the golden gun about 15 times, nuked about 80, had his chest blown up, hit my a jeep, hit 3 suns, shot by dogs 4 times, blown up by 32 ground and air bombs, getting cut up by Dad twice, and landing on spikes twice! All to get 5 million feet! And the turtle STILL smiled!
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Person 1: I have a bazooka! It has 200 power. I'm unstoppable!
Person 2: Well I have a golden gun that has 5,000 power.
Person 1: ...
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Damn, that turtle is tough. He gets burnt by the sun, shot out of a cannon, exploded by bombs, lands in spikes, gets punched by a banana, gets shot by bullets, gets raped by that killer dude, and leaves a trail of blood where he lands, But he doesn't die. Wtf???