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lol, i LOVE this game... hen i got the Congratulations! You just won the "I Like Turtles" Badge and 30 points!
Badge earned Badge Of The Day 3,000,000 feet (single launch) – You know he secretly likes it. YYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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does any one know that in the words of the 3,000,000 badge the . period beside it leads to a video :3 press + if you listen to me or didnt know that
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What I love about this game is that it's possible to reach a height which is about 3x more than your previous height recond, yet have no idea how it happened - because you can't see anything higher than 1,000ft.
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My turtle was going 1000ft per second right into a spike. I swear to god that made me go mad loud like "OOOOOOOH" and my brother was like "jesus christ why did you yell that scared the crap outta me" lol
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who is this incredible shot who can shoot a turtle with a slingshot nuke the turtle survive it a shoot him with a slingshot again?!?!
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ALIEN commander: we have discovered the favorite pass time for humans... LAUCHING A POOR HELPLESS TURTLE FROM HIGHLY DESTRUCTIVE CANNONS!!!!! ALIEN GENRAL: well then send in the airforce to abduct thier turtle so they can get a reward
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I have a pet turtle. After playing this game put the turtle next to a canister of oil with an oil trail leading to me. I lit it and the oil canister proceeded to blow up... According to my observations and results, this game is based on fact and only facts
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In the middle of the shop sign theres a question mark that makes a secret video keep this comment alive. 5/5 definetly!
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Love that the period in the "You know he secretly likes it." achievement is a link to the viral "I like turtles" video :D Addicting game!
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WOW! This game is like, how do I put it... Painful to watch maybe. I mean come on the things this turtle goes through is just... UGH