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So remember, the next time you get a turtle and decide you don't want it anymore, make sure to dispose of it in this proper manner. Then it will have a well-deserved grave if it makes it past the one million mark.
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This game is a classic game. I played a lot of games that have something to do with launching stuff as far as you can but, none of those games can compete with this one. + if you think this game is fun and entertaining.
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It feels pretty grind-y getting money, but I've always sucked at these games so maybe it's just me. Held my attention for a pretty long time.
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*Turtle hands me something*
Huh whats this.
Hospital bill
100,000,000,000,000,000,000
yea i might be a few zeroes short.
+ if you agree
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After passing the 3 million get, I went to the shop to buy all the guns I passed and 48 nukes. Midway through the nuke mash, I hit the clear data button about five times. 4/5, might recommend.
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AWSOME!! 100 nukes, golden gun, tank and missile ! 3000000 will be a breeze! 2999984 *dog crawls on keyboard and presses esc key* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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okay, I've got a tank, a golden gun, and a ton of nukes; 3000000 ft shouldn't be a problem!
*hits spike after 2 sec*... -_-
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honestly the turtle is abused, abducted and just thouroghly owned yet he just sits up and sighs then he is ready to go i wonder what he wakes up to??? "YAY another day of being shot out of a cannon and being abuducted and oohhhhhhhh SH**!!!!!!!!!!"
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"OK GUYS!! INCOMING!!!"
(turtle) "WAIT!!! NOOO, DUN BLAST ME!!! YOU'LL KILL ME!!!"
"WE DONT CARE AT ALL!! GO!"
*instant spike hit* "Wow... we did kill him..."
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It's not only sad that a turtle can fly this fast, but it's worse that someone can keep up with it to fire a gun at it.
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This game is great, it takes forever to save up for the upgraded cannons though. I want that tank but I know its gonna take me about a month to get. Also I kept wasting bullets on obstacles until I re-read the directions and realized they were for the turtle. Judging by the fact that I'm deliberately steering him into obstacles after firing him out of a cannon, I really should have guessed that.
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Freind: Hi what are u doin?
Me: nothin much, just shootin a turtle out of a cannon using guns, jetpacks, chainsaws , chestbombs and nukes to help him along the way.
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Click on the fullstop after the 'it' on the hard achievments description (there's a disguised link) to find out where the name of the achievment comes from. thumbs up so people can see!
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I bet with all those nukes and tanks that turtle has his gonna have his revenge on newgrounds for all the pain they've caused...
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@D3|1n - are you using the same computer and browser? If not, your in-game progress doesn't carry over, but the badges, which are part of your account, do.
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hey...i had all kinds of medals n' stuff and its all deleted...but my kongregate badges on this game? now i ahve no medals, no super cannons, and, NO WEAPONS???