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deleteduser

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder how many Band-aids and aspirins this turtle goes through.

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deleteduser

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if u ever see blood spots anywhere, probably someone just played toss the turtle

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deleteduser

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) first, the turtles like, wee! im flying! then it hits the ground, o my god, why me?! it hits the ground again, help me! this is animal abuse!

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deleteduser

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the original and best catapult/flying game

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deleteduser

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I hope this turtle has health insurance.

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was taking a walk on the street yeseterday. Then suddenly I saw a person get thrown over a building from a banana. I ran.

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When he lands on spikes he dies. (sad face) but he just goes back and get launched again?

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You can also play as the same turtle in "Goin' up" in that game he smiles at a leave. Its so FUNNY!!! LOL!!!!!! I have no LIFE!!! :( (:

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm so glad we dont have to pay for the turtles hospital bill.

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

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zmoj

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i brought 100 nukes best everything i used 90 nukes and reached 3.500.000 feets... then i hit floating spike :(((((

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Poor turtle.

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who the heck leaves a bag of money out in space?!?!? i mean really!?

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Also in the shop between the blast and co the a hidden question mark press it to see sometin kool

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) am i the only one who noticed most of the sounds are from other games like mario O.o anyway i laghed so hard when i herd the noise the big worm thing makes sounds like he's constopated

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) duke nukem baby!

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) TIPS on how to reach 3 million ft distance. You need, 80 Nukes, Chest Bomb, Golden Gun, Tank, Missile, and just Pure Luck...

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) one turtle was harmed in the making of this game

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs a fast forward button or something, this game gets boring in between launches after a while

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

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deleteduser

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I never knew that a Desert Eagle cost 8000$.

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

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kashuushian1542

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, a single, awesome, golden gun has been invented for the military!" "Give the only one to this random turtle that shoots itself out of cannons!"

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) :O go to the I Like Turtles badge and click on the period after the word "it" and it will bring you to the YouTube video Zombie Kid Likes Turtles!

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Are those so-called "angry ground creatures" supposed to be Diglett the Pokémon?

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PlaceTDP

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Neither did my medals D:

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PlaceTDP

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My Rock Pack and Chest Bomb didn't save... D:

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Have you ever noticed that the thing that shoots bullets in the air that lets you fly higher is a dog? :P

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Curdflappers

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He should rly start donating blood, he could save like, the entire earth!

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LukeMann

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 2,966,898 feet and hit an air spike. Typical.

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urikiw

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the bird looks like a pokemon

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bananas FTW

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is where Squirtles go to die...

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deleteduser

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) woopwoop, with all upgrades and 50 nukes, got to 4690000 and then I hit a spike wall :/

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Oblivion149

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got the medium badge before the easy badge anyone else?

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Oblivion149

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hit the spikes 4 times in a row lol

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Oblivion149

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wanna see a Toss the turtle cartoon. +1 if u agree!

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Oblivion149

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lmao when you hit the bannana "SHORYUKEN!"

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awsome yet gross 1000000000000000000000000\5 best game ever

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) POOR SQUIRTLE!!!!

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) every time i get hit bye a UFO

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I get right before 3 million and hit the spike every time. Right before.

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TylerJaden24

Jul. 20, 2011

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TylerJaden24

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nooooo! Poor Squirtle.

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Scrazlor The only logical conclusion is that the game takes place in Russia. In Soviet Russia, hospital pay you.

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deleteduser

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards." LOL

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cnn10

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) try shooting ur person wile using jetback u go far!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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