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Kongregate News!
Hello, and welcome to Kongregate News! Today is a relitavely short newscast as we have baked cookies. There will only be one topic: And that's turtles! Today the turtle became extinct, and it is believed that most of you know why. That's all we have time for, the cookies are getting cold! From me and all the Kongregate News cast, goodnight.
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@ kowax u want another turtle ? NO WAY ! this is the only turtle, which is skilled enough to get launched a thousand times by a tank!
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Im raising a petition to switch turtles. This green one is too beat up. Lets switch to a turtle of some other colour. thumbs up if yo agree.
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Cash bags arn't normal objects?All the following ARE normal? dad, bombs, spikes, banana, car, angry ground creature, sun, and fire. Which seams more normal to you the cash bags (although floating) or the list of things that are normal?
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Hey guys, after the "he secretely likes it" in the "I like Turtles" Badge(Not in the right of the game, but under it), click in the dot after "it". You will se a confusing video :P
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, Been Sherred by a chainsaw took a shoryuken from a banana exploded 1000000000 times by bombs jump in 20000000000000 goombas and YepHe Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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sitting there. 2,999,999 feet hit by spikes!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To get 3Million ft. I just let him slow down then use the Golden Gun to speed him up again, No Nukes. And of course all upgrades. Just hope you dont hit spikes and your good.
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Lil Turtle: "Look at how hard dad is working!!! I wanna work that hard!"
Dad turtle: "I wonder if me son knows I sent him to a concentration camp."
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poop on the rocket launcher. poop poop poop a;sldkfja;sldk444 911 THE FRICKEN THING SUCKS PENGUINS SD:LFKJSD:LFKJS:DLKFJDL:KFDS 3.14 IS PI
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At the begining when the turtle is driving the tank and when the newground thing comes it sounds like those things from mario :P
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(Turtle being rushed into hospital on stretcher)
Doctor: OH MY GOD! What happened to him?!
Man: He umm, erm...
Turtle: I fell down some stairs.
Man: He fell down some stairs!
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Soldier: Sir, we've found a turtle in the war zone, what do you want us to do with it?
General: Shoot it out of that tank over there.
Soldier: But sir...
General: SHOOT IT OUT OF THE TANK!