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I'm not sure what just happened. The turtle got hit by a jeep and a bob-bomb at the same time, squeezed between them, then shot up like a rocket. Later in the same run, he got hit by a jeep again and squeezed between that and a machine gun, shooting him up into the air in the second, but not last, of that wonderful, wonderful long run.
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wow being in space, getting shot out of a cannon, hitting mario creatures, being blown up, getting shot at, yeah its all easy'' ''wait is that one spike!?! oh craaa....
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why is it that a turtle has survived nuclear explosions, shots from a gun, burning from fire, ripped by a chainsaw, punched by a banana, and blown out of a giant cannon and then gets killed by a few spikes?
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By using tips in the top comments while using a uzi, a jetpack, a big cannon and a chest bomb i got $9698 in one launch!
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A cool medal would be for falling directly down from at least 1000 ft and straight into a spike pile on the ground. And YES, I say it'd be cool cause I just did it, and oh man was it awesome :)
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HAH! leaderboards - longest distance - Lacoz 10,201,675 (rank 1 in world)
SYKOxXVenomXx - 10,201,674 (rank 2 in world)
HOW PISSED MUST HE BE!
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How to get 3,000,000 feet without getting the 5 hour medal: Obviously you need all upgrades. You will need at LEAST 35-40 nukes. 1. Fire cannon around 40 or so degrees at full power. 2. Once the turtle reaches its max height for that jump, use the rocket. (should be around 1740 height) 3. Keep using nukes until the turtle comes to the middle of the screen instead of being at the right. 4. Once the turtle is in the middle of the screen horizontally, shoot it immediately once it comes down from being in space. Do not let it bounce. 5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you are out of ammo and you should reach 3,000,000. On my first try doing this method I got just about 3,000,000 after my 9th bullet, so you have room for error. How far the turtle is horizontally on the screen represents how fast he is going. You may get unlucky and hit a couple spikes but all you can do is just try again. Like this comment so people can see it.
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7 steps to being successful:
1 buy the big cannon
2 buy the uzi
3 buy the super cannon
4 buy the gold cannon
5 buy the sniper rifle
6 buy the tank
7 buy the golden gun
That is how i got to be a millionare.
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In other news, USA has suffered over 100 dropped nukes in arizona. the only survivor appears to be a turtle that has "volunteered" to be shot tested into space. he could not be reached at this time because he is back into a tank to be shot again in space.
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OK i'm starting to get pissed. not just at the game but at my save data. as in i don't play for 1 month and it magically deletes itself. this happened to me 4 DAMNED TIMES! The game is awsome but after about 100hrs of gameplay to get max upgrades i come back to find it deleted MULTIPLE TIMES. SERIOUSLY? I'm pissed