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wow great turtle is tough. right after a launch he gets right back up sighs and is ready again glad we dont have to pay their medical bill
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3,000,000 is easy as hell. but these SPIIIIIKES! DAMN tHESE SPIKES. almost get 3,000,000 then suddenly a spike appears and then io got to retry. ANNOOOOOOOYING
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did you notice that the period on the last achievement is an video link?
sorry for bad english greetings from germany
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To beat the 3,000,000 feet challenge: you need speed and heigth. use the gun for speed, and the nukes for heigth. easy once you know this.
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the secret botton is between the word blast and co, which is above the sales man, it looks like a white "?" (questionmark) + if helped
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There needs to be hotkeys for the jetpack/nuke, the cursor is too laggy durring a fast flight when the game has so many other things to keep track of, on my computer at least.
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A LOT of people rave about this game, so i thought to take a shot at the game (& the turtle XD) & it is sweet! Auto save keeps all your info & the huge cannon & weapons shop gives you more than 60 ways to outfit your shot strategy. The game also has a humongous badge system which is really easy to work your way through. But the game has a bit of a Mario knockof feel to it (ex: goombas, bombs, the turtle A.K.A. koopa troopa, need i go on?). the unoriginality gets a 3/5, but the GAME is a 5/5.
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ok can we get some backstory here, does the turtle actually want to be shot or is this some sadistic maniac stuffing turtles in a cannon? i'm leaning toward the turtle wanting this because he's the one on the shop screen buying stuff, but why would the turtle want to be mauled and impaled by spikes? amazing game 5/5
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MORE BREAKING NEWS: a turtle today has flown 300,000,000,000,000,000 feet acrosse the sraha desert WITH NO WATER and lander *sobs* on spikes with acid tips ( yes finally died)
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I always get 2.000.000 - 2.800.000 but then suddenly a spike jsut in the air or an ufo sometimes. really annoying!!! wouldnt be that heavy to get the hard badge. btw i like the music
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.man I with i was that tough
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Don't you hate it when you think your gonna go really far, because you went so high, but the first time you hit the ground you land on a spike? THAT REALLY GRINDS MAH GEARS! :U