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Cash bags arn't normal objects?All the following ARE normal? dad, bombs, spikes, banana, car, angry ground creature, sun, and fire. Which seams more normal to you the cash bags (although floating) or the list of things that are normal?
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Hey guys, after the "he secretely likes it" in the "I like Turtles" Badge(Not in the right of the game, but under it), click in the dot after "it". You will se a confusing video :P
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, Been Sherred by a chainsaw took a shoryuken from a banana exploded 1000000000 times by bombs jump in 20000000000000 goombas and YepHe Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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sitting there. 2,999,999 feet hit by spikes!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To get 3Million ft. I just let him slow down then use the Golden Gun to speed him up again, No Nukes. And of course all upgrades. Just hope you dont hit spikes and your good.
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Lil Turtle: "Look at how hard dad is working!!! I wanna work that hard!"
Dad turtle: "I wonder if me son knows I sent him to a concentration camp."
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poop on the rocket launcher. poop poop poop a;sldkfja;sldk444 911 THE FRICKEN THING SUCKS PENGUINS SD:LFKJSD:LFKJS:DLKFJDL:KFDS 3.14 IS PI
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At the begining when the turtle is driving the tank and when the newground thing comes it sounds like those things from mario :P
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(Turtle being rushed into hospital on stretcher)
Doctor: OH MY GOD! What happened to him?!
Man: He umm, erm...
Turtle: I fell down some stairs.
Man: He fell down some stairs!
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Soldier: Sir, we've found a turtle in the war zone, what do you want us to do with it?
General: Shoot it out of that tank over there.
Soldier: But sir...
General: SHOOT IT OUT OF THE TANK!
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well...it took about 15+ tries...but I eventually got 3mil feet.
max everything, use the golden gun when he's more "easier" to hit around when he's to the left of the screen.
...technically you could beat it with a constant barrage of nukes, but it would take a while...
It was more luck than skill...nuff said...
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I am pretty sure I just got killed by falling from 1000+ Feet high and landing on a goomba...
I don't think that was supposed to happen.
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I think that the creator should make a second game out of this
Possible Features:
-A launcher that is a aerial bomber that drops you while inside a bomb out of a plane then the bomb explodes and sends you flying forwards.
-A number of boosts that do something like make you go a little or a lot farther then you would have gone without the boost or even does something that makes you get even more cash when you land on spikes or spike walls.
-Tricks to do while in mid-air to earn more money
-A guy that uses a Mjolnir to send you rocketing forwards even farther then the purple guy with the chainsaw.
-The turtle's worst fear that makes him scream and run really far if he sees it when he lands.
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You've gottaq be kidding me. 2.96million feet and the game CRASHES. Seconds away from getting 3 million feet >.< ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
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ok.... how many nukes you need to get 3mil? i've gotten 2 mil before... gonna work on getting 50 nukes tomarrow, gonna see how that goes, this game rules though... i officially wasted 90% of my day on this, when i get 5 hours in i will pretty much have everything . . . most addicting launch game ever man
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Geez this turtle is freakin' invincible. He gets launched out of a tank 564,514 feet, launches 3,000 feet in the air, and he does it again knowing I am getting a golden gun soon.
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Got every single upgrade and weapon (and all badges, expect the "play for five hours" one) and I just reached 2.22 million feet, at which point I got abducted by a UFO. XD
Do nukes only erase all enemies and/or traps, or does it give you a boost as well? Otherwise I don't see how it could be helpful when going for the 3 million feet achievement, and having played for two hours I have to say I've started to grow tired of shooting a turtle out of a cannon or a tank.