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i love the concept how this turtles goes through the most insane runs and is like hey did any other turtle see that? and all the other turtles are like Nope! do it again! loolollolol :3
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The moment when your turtle is going so fast you think nothing can stop it! Then, the next minute you know, your turtle gets hit by a spiky thing hanged by a balloon.
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I feel so happy when I do well, then there is the guilt of the turtle being blown up, cut in ripped a part, liquefied, burnt, am I missing anything?
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Okay Mr. Turtle get in the cannon *Fires* Ahh ground slingshot,nuke,jetpack,missle,spikes lands okay -scientist- okay that's let me calculate 2 million dollars right after you pay the 50 million dollar hospital bill have a nice day
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Easy Way to go to Space :
Needs Uzi,Rock Pack
Shoot Turtle at Max Speed And Use Rock Pack And Shoot Him With Your Uzi Until You Have No Ammo
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michael jackson if you wanna make a change song (turtle version) if you wanna make a change then take a change and stop killing that poor little turtle!!!
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I think those balloons with deadly sharp blade are a bit silly-how can you avoid them if you are going way to quick to see anything and way to quick to collect any cash bags?So it's basically luck.
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i remember playing this game so long ago and wanting to shoot some turtles out of a cannon but then thought (I got the turtle but no cannon)