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@curlyhair there is a 50:50 chance (i think) that the chest bomb works therefore it wont always work so no need to get upset
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scratch that, the tip is a bull**** hint. i had chest bomb and hit spikes and died, so very stpuid of the programmer to put a false tip
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for that guy who hit spikes im pretty sure the tips say if you wear a chest bomb it will save you at least once from spikes. just a thought
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you know how could a turtle survive that long you no it just is'nt possib....unless....no....THAT TURTLE IS CHUCK NORRIS IN A TURTLE COSTUME!!!
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At first, i just wanted to get 3,000,000 feet for the badge. but i got 5,028,002 feet and got about 1million dollars. Well, maybe the turtle wanted more and more. I had bought 150 nukes and spent some of them to get that (for me 5 million feet, it's enough). Nice game but a little bit boring.
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lolz i just havent played for almot 10 months and now i just got 2100615 feet and got $246572 dollars now bad huh? Yeah and all you people that say that he survived and all from those players well you forgot the starting part of game lol he gets smashed by the Newgrounds lol
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WHY OBAMA WHY!! WHY DID YOU APPROVE OF THIS PLAN TO SEND TURTLES INTO SPACE INSTEAD OF MONKEYS????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw,slipped on bannan peals
Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.