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i get $20 from cash bags and an upgrade is tens to hundreds of thousands. no wonder communist get excited about shared free resources.
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I have no idea how people say random stuff and expect to get likes I really don't give a crap whether or not i get likes
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The only turtle I know that can be launched from a cannon, go 3,000,000 feet in one launch, land on spikes, get blown up, burned, sliced, shish-kabobed, land on spikes...and yet regenerate from all damage with a smile and respawn.
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The cake is a lie. In the city ruins location, you can see a turret in the background, glowing. No wonder he's different.
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Guys, stop with all the philosophic questions. It's a launcher game featuring a turtle. How realisti did you expect it to be?
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I must ask:
Why in the world is a turtle capable of buying a rocket, a tank, a God-like, futuristic, pistol-thing, and over 100 nuclear bombs? This turtle can single-handedly initiate the Apocalypse and destroy the world whenever he so wishes.