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Hard Badge:
"I Like Turtles" Badge:
This badge is based on luck.
Upgrade everything > Buy Chest Bomb > Buy few dozens of Nuclear Thingies (Around 75, although it is possible to reach 3kk without any but we go with the worst case scenario).
Launch your turtle at full speed and wait until he slows (from the right of the screen goes to middle of the screen) and shoot him with a Golden Gun. Wait again and repeat. After you have used all the bullets, start to use Nuclear Thingies. At some point you should be able to randomly pick up some more bullets. After picking those up, repeat the step with a Golden Gun.
Chest Bomb is going to protect you from 1 random spike. You cant avoid spikes at the speed at which turtle travels. That is why this badge is based on luck. Good luck fellow gamers ^.^
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Don't skip over ammo packs! The gold gun and about three ammo packs got me within 2.3 million feet before using a single nuke.
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I've been playing this game for years and it's hard to get tired of. You get to infinitely shoot a turtle out of a cannon. What's not to like?
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80000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000=days
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Press the + To keep this alive , If you are hitting the floor multiple times spamming a and d Will take you forward and give you a little boost
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A man and his pet turtle walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my turtle." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the turtle falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a turtle."
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get the golden gun, play another game, get rich, then buy insurance to go to the hospital for all the turtles deaths and broken bones.