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Seriously, any game where you can go half a mile without hitting anything is not a good launch game. Can you imagine that happening in Burrito? And yet somehow Burrito manages to be challenging and engaging.
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Welcome to the world of indestructible turtles, demented seagulls, buff purple guys running around with chainsaws, random spikes and floating money bags. Amazing.
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i got a lot of money using this method what you will need: super or golden cannon,pump shotgun or a better gun, 2 nukes,and a missile or a jet pack. get these thing then shoot the turtle diagonally at full power then wait until you get to 10,000 feet then use jet pack and pump shotgun or a better gun. + to keep alive. this works trust me
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The sercret button..its above the shop where hes selling the rocket you attach on your turtle.Above him says"Blast Co" in the middle of the sign is a question mark you cant see it unless you scroll over it click the question mark and something will happen. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE.
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one day turtle had a great life but the next day he is getting shot out of a cannon, getting nuked, getting blasted by guns and blowing himself up yet the only thing that kills him are all ready bloody spikes WHAT THE @#$% IS HAPPENING
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"utilizing maximum comfort to distance ratio" Meaning comfort = inf. and distance = 1. Not going to buy Gold Cannon, skipping right to Tank.
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turtles owner: wanna know why im launching a turtle?!?!?!?!??!
me:why?
turtles owner: cause he shitted in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:0_o