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My turtle was going 1000ft per second right into a spike. I swear to god that made me go mad loud like "OOOOOOOH" and my brother was like "jesus christ why did you yell that scared the crap outta me" lol
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who is this incredible shot who can shoot a turtle with a slingshot nuke the turtle survive it a shoot him with a slingshot again?!?!
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ALIEN commander: we have discovered the favorite pass time for humans... LAUCHING A POOR HELPLESS TURTLE FROM HIGHLY DESTRUCTIVE CANNONS!!!!! ALIEN GENRAL: well then send in the airforce to abduct thier turtle so they can get a reward
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I have a pet turtle. After playing this game put the turtle next to a canister of oil with an oil trail leading to me. I lit it and the oil canister proceeded to blow up... According to my observations and results, this game is based on fact and only facts
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In the middle of the shop sign theres a question mark that makes a secret video keep this comment alive. 5/5 definetly!
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Love that the period in the "You know he secretly likes it." achievement is a link to the viral "I like turtles" video :D Addicting game!
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WOW! This game is like, how do I put it... Painful to watch maybe. I mean come on the things this turtle goes through is just... UGH
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as soon as it starts, it doesn't look all that good but then you start playing and you realise "this is the best game EVAR!!!"
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These games are amusing but the build up often takes a long time followed by a long time waiting for the shot to finish.
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Hint: If you get five hundred nukes, and hit them one after another as fast as you can, I'm pretty sure that might be abuse xD The distance was over 10,000,000 and his height got over 1,000,000. I was watching T.V. When I noticed he'd hit a spike thirty minutes later. I heard the noise xD.