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Gold Gun+Tank+a few Nukes+Chest Bomb+Rocket+a bit of luck=A great time and the walkthrough for the hard badge for achiement hunters. I just made my record of 3,519,372 feet or 666.54 miles. Woah, I didn't realize I shot my turtle a demonic mileage number. It took about 7 minutes for him to travel that far. That's very good fuel consumption...
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"I Like Turtles" Badge
(30 points - 115,964 awarded)
Achieve a distance of 3 million feet during a single launch
You acquired this badge on Jul. 30, 2010.
:D lol
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There was once a turtle who wished to travel to a far off land. He made the mistake of expressing his dreams to a war monger. Nevertheless, 50 Nukes later the destination was reached.
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if you get spked while in the air using the jet pack, it glitches and disconnectes and you are there and the jetpack is about 1m behind you lol
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Kono gēmu wa sugoi (^ 0 ^) o shite kudasai kudasai kudasai watashi ni kuwaete watashi no komento ni dōi shite kudasai subarashiidesu
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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This is a freaking awsome game i mean did you ever se a turtle getting hurt so bad......................I LIKE IT (Chek out my picture HAHA ZING!! yeah i now its cool)
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General Hammond: I need to know why you all are shooting off all of our nukes.
O'neill: Well sir, you see.... I uhh.
General Hammond: Spit it out!
Carter: It's a turtle
General Hammond: Turtle?
Carter: A turtle, sir. We're trying to launch that sucker 3,000,000 feet through the air.
General Hammond: ....
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turtle: well shop keep i wouldnt want your family to starve but i cnat go in there again.... lemme call up my freaky ninja cousins, donatello, mikey, and leo.... ralph at an anger managment class.