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Here's how to get 3,000,000 feet. First u need tank and golden gun and the 2hour medal. Shoot at full speed aim for top right corner then use missile. shoot turtle once. let him bounce three times and shoot again. repeat process until run out of bullets. then hit with nukes (100) and reach 3,000,000. Note: took me long time.
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everyone wants to come back as sharks, horses, komodo dragons, things like that. Me? Turtle. You can eat me, shoot me, bomb me, poke me with a pointy stick, blast me to space, and i will still feel gravity. I will still kick your arse!!!! When i stop bouncing that is...
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If you want to get the Effort, Commitment, and Obsession medals, really quick, then just leave the game on all night while you sleep.
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the AK-47 is the second best gun as with so many bullets, if u can time it, it will keep your turtle in the air for minutes!!!
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lol this game is osome nothing can stop the turtle execpt spike walls and flying spike a turtle must be dead in one single bomb but he survived without going back to his shell
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Great game. I'am have seat for it all night! х х
For last badge get all upgrades, 30-50 nuclear bombs and... A gold pistol. After reach at 300 000 ft by tank and planer shoot at itself and be happy. (At approach of a turtle to the screen center the probability of collision both with acceleration object and with deadthings raises)
One shoot allows to overcome safely 200 '-250 ' ft. Enjoy. ^^
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those big birds that shoot you up are extremely annoying when youre going fast and trying to get the 3mil achievement...
they can reduce your speed from about 7k feet per second to about 800 -.-
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My friends don't let me near their turtles. Even my dogs back away from me when I go up to them. I keep on telling them the cannon in the back garden isn't for shooting dogs...
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The Turtle Science Authority is not responsible for any deaths caused by retarded turtles who have nothing better to do than to research the latest, most dangerous for of transport....
the goomba-stompin', banana-flicking,weegee-staring, and most definitely spiky....
Cannon-go-boom-boom.
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Tip; Use the ultimate golden gun & Tank should help you at least get 1.5M or 2M but then when you run out of bullets then rest do Nukes at least 120nukes just to be safe then you should be able too and yes it will take a while
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This is a tip to get the 3m ft. Get to a point where you got the good upgrades and are getting lots of money, then just spam nukes. When I got the medal, I got exactly 100 of them and just kept spamming nukes lol
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i used the medium cannon, you know, the one before the golden one? and i shot the perfect shot, strait at the ground, got a weegee, AND rupophobia