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You might want to optimize your build, Lunestar. I made it to 4,135,083 feet with only 70 nukes. Don't aim the tank barrel too high, and make sure you fire your golden gun when the turtle loses momentum (when it moves to the center of the screen).
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if you want 3mil feet, first just get enough money... then 300 nukes... each nuke is 10k feet, just drop them one after the other non stop after your're turtle show's up again.... but then again... it'll take awhile getting that many nukes...
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I sat and played 2 hours in one sitting and got the Newgrounds tanks and the Golden Gun. Incredeble game! Waiting for a sequel! :P
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Buy jetpacks and cannons when you can. Don't buy bombs, or every gun. Until you have the tank, golden gun, and rocket, try to stay in the air as long as possible without hitting the ground. To get the hard badge, fire the tank straight forward then nuke now and then. Only fire the gun when you slow down enough to hit something accidentally.
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So remember, the next time you get a turtle and decide you don't want it anymore, make sure to dispose of it in this proper manner. Then it will have a well-deserved grave if it makes it past the one million mark.
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This game is a classic game. I played a lot of games that have something to do with launching stuff as far as you can but, none of those games can compete with this one. + if you think this game is fun and entertaining.
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It feels pretty grind-y getting money, but I've always sucked at these games so maybe it's just me. Held my attention for a pretty long time.
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*Turtle hands me something*
Huh whats this.
Hospital bill
100,000,000,000,000,000,000
yea i might be a few zeroes short.
+ if you agree
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After passing the 3 million get, I went to the shop to buy all the guns I passed and 48 nukes. Midway through the nuke mash, I hit the clear data button about five times. 4/5, might recommend.
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AWSOME!! 100 nukes, golden gun, tank and missile ! 3000000 will be a breeze! 2999984 *dog crawls on keyboard and presses esc key* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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okay, I've got a tank, a golden gun, and a ton of nukes; 3000000 ft shouldn't be a problem!
*hits spike after 2 sec*... -_-
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honestly the turtle is abused, abducted and just thouroghly owned yet he just sits up and sighs then he is ready to go i wonder what he wakes up to??? "YAY another day of being shot out of a cannon and being abuducted and oohhhhhhhh SH**!!!!!!!!!!"
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"OK GUYS!! INCOMING!!!"
(turtle) "WAIT!!! NOOO, DUN BLAST ME!!! YOU'LL KILL ME!!!"
"WE DONT CARE AT ALL!! GO!"
*instant spike hit* "Wow... we did kill him..."
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It's not only sad that a turtle can fly this fast, but it's worse that someone can keep up with it to fire a gun at it.
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This game is great, it takes forever to save up for the upgraded cannons though. I want that tank but I know its gonna take me about a month to get. Also I kept wasting bullets on obstacles until I re-read the directions and realized they were for the turtle. Judging by the fact that I'm deliberately steering him into obstacles after firing him out of a cannon, I really should have guessed that.
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Freind: Hi what are u doin?
Me: nothin much, just shootin a turtle out of a cannon using guns, jetpacks, chainsaws , chestbombs and nukes to help him along the way.