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One hour later...
" Oh cool a new award!" Let me see what it is....Oh i've been playing for one hour....oh god its 12 o'clock.....and the house is on fire...DAMN"
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Poor Turtle!! He got beat up millions of times!!!! Don't forget he got nuked a million time too! If you forget about the turtle, this is the best game ever made!!! I give it 5/5 10/10 and 100/100
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the r.s.p.c.a is gonna sue the owner 4 abusing the turtle lols + osama bin ladens gonna ask him how he survives being blown up. Bin Ladens gonna use his terriost ta blown sht and not kill themselves lols XD
Bin Laden: How u blowup n survive
Turtle: .........
Bin Laden: u tell me secret, me trade AK-47 4 u.
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ok game, but annoying with bad luck.earn a nuke, nuke dosent earn $10000 and your back were you started. or This annoys me.40000 feet earned $15000. 90000 earned $16000. i want to like it, but i cant get going like this =/ sorry
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ash's squirtle is awesome!! he just using the cannon to send team rocket off again and again.
so team rocket is blasting off again. ding.
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My tactic to get higher is to shoot the turtle (out of the cannon) as high as possible, then at the top of the shot, use the jet pack. While using the jet pack, shoot all of the bullets at the turtle! You should go about (minimum) 700ft.
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just dont forget the bomb strap if you are trying to get the 3 mil... those spikes will ruin it.. just ruined a 2.8mil and if i would have bought the 2000 dollar bomb i would have made it!!!!!!
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Finally got 3m (died on a spike at 3.2m...).
My tactic: Golden Gun + Tank + Missile.
A perfect 45 deg + 100% will get you 750 ft in the air. When altitude starts dropping, fire the missile.
Now get ready to gun. My trick was to wait 3-4 bounces, until the turtle slowed down (in middle of screen). Then shoot turtle on descent (lower half of screen). He immediately hits full speed (far right side) and altitude. With this approach, you get ~250k-300k per gun shot. 10 bullets, plus initial cannon/missile will get you to 3m. Use nukes if you need to, but at low speeds you're more likely to hit the spikes. Took 3 tries with this tactic to get 3m. Just a matter of not hitting a spike (luck). Happy cannoning!
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if you click the hard badge then then click the period after the word it, it will take you to a youtube video about a zombie kid that likes turtles
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I finally did it. I got the 3,000,000 feet badge. What you will need is the Golden Gun, the Tank, and about 50 nukes, along with the Chest Bomb, just in case. Also it's good to get the achievements in the game that will make the cannon more powerful, so you will have to play for at least 2 hours. When trying to get the 3,000,000 feet, you want to go as fast as possible and maintain a steady speed the whole time. The faster you go, the less chance you have of hitting one of the spikes that stops you midair, or the alien ship that abducts you. So launch the turtle with the Tank and because you have to make 10 rounds of the Golden Gun last 3 million feet, shoot the turtle once every 300,000 feet and then nuke the turtle until you reach the next distance. The turtle will be going so fast that it won't hit anything.
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... the golden gun, the tank, a chestbomb, a missile and 80 nukes. but no. i got killed by a "bloody end" thingy >.< + this if you've been throught the same thing, and you're annoyed because of that.