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EVERY ONE ONCE YOU GO TO THE SHOP LOOK AT THE STAND WITCH SAYS "BLAST CO" BUT IF YOU ROLL YOUR MOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORDS "BLAST CO" THERE WILL BE A QUESTION MARK CLICK IT AND YOU WILL SEE A VIDEO!!!! ITS TRUE JUST TRY IT!!!
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pokemon, mario, kitten cannon, penguin smash, and hedghog to the moon, those games are all the gakes u played befor eu made this started triping on acid went to sleep and had this dream+ added violence...............who are u? and how did u ver become epic enough to make this game
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Let's see: Looking for all hazards: Dad: check, UFO: Check, Nuke: Check, super death ray thingy: Check, 36732 Laser beams that shoot rapidly: Check, Alright let's go kill a turtle that won't die
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Ok Tank? "check" Golden gun? "check" 20 nukes? "check" missile? "check" chest bomb? "check" all ingame badges? "check"..........3,000,000 fee badge HERE I COME!!!!
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If you think about it you can nuke him shoot him out of a cannon into airless space shoot him with a gun catch him on fire crash him into stuff hit him with a chainsaw but let one spike even touch him and he's gone for good.
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Love the game. Feel a little guilty about hurting a fake turtle (yeaaah shut up) but wheeeeee... hey a smiley face in the stars!
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I need this turtle as a pet, he must be bulletproof, ageless, immune to radiation, able to regenerate his entire body in 1 second and own a kickass tank and a solid gold handgun.....
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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wait this turtle can take all we throw at it but yet at the begining he gets PWNED by te newgrounds sign whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?