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This game is brilliant. Brilliant soundtrack. Brilliant Artwork. its classic. and its not short. but IT NEEDS A SEQUEL
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I have tryed soo hard today to get that 3,000,000 score and the hard badge but the farthest I've gotten today is 197,899. sigh..
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I was like why are all the upgrades so expensive then i bought a couple and realized whygreat game looking to see more like this...my furthest 4,714,588
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For my part, I find the spikes horrendously unfair; considering the speed at which the turtle moves at later stages there is no reason to include a steering mechanic in the game at all. Even if this were not the case, there have been times when the turtle has been above 1000ft (that is, out of sight) and has summarily run into something and died. What can the point of a steering mechanism be when faced with these nefarious and invisible devices?
To my mind, there is little point to having anything present in the air after one unlocks the golden cannon, unless there is some humorous value to take out of wasting one's time torturing a turtle so. This having been said, the game was not terribly un-enjoyable until I advanced to the golden cannon, and so I give it a perhaps over-generous 3/5.
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This game just makes me want a pet turtle.
Very entertaining, Not sure If i could stand it without the achievements thoo.
4/5
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use the rocket pack just before you hit a big bomb or banana and you go at least 200 out in space :) then shoot yourself with one machine gun bullet when you see youself to go into space again :)
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i just found something interesting. on the achievements tab, go to the hard badge so it displays '3,000,000 feet - you know he secretly likes it.' and click on the fullstop in the sentence. its a hyperlink to a youtube vid??' :/ lol
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if you click the full stop (.) at the end of "it" on the badge "i like turtles" Badge there is this weird zombie kid saying he likes turtles
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This turtle better not be afraid of heights. I'm sure he isn't afraid of much else, but its a good thing theres no clowns in this game.
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What kind of turtle is he? I can't even survive the spikes but he can get up and be fired again and smash the ground and his blood is infinite but good game
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Until i got a decent gun I always used all my ammo in the first 20 seconds :P
I also love banana man he got me (ironicly) out of many a slippery situation
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And in other news the police found over 200 dead turtles impaled on spikes. The police think that the cause had to do with newgrounds.com but they aren't quite sure...