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WHY OBAMA WHY!! WHY DID YOU APPROVE OF THIS PLAN TO SEND TURTLES INTO SPACE INSTEAD OF MONKEYS????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw,slipped on bannan peals
Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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For max. distance once you have all upgrades:
- 45 degree angle of fire (just less to be safe)
- don't fire unless turtle has slowed down (is on left) and is on his way down - the faster he is falling and the slower he is going when you shoot him, the greater the advantage
- let him bounce between nukes, click nuke button around peak of first bounce that does not go off the top of the stage
It is probably possible to get 3,000,000 feet with about 20 nukes, but save up from 2-3 nukeless shots and buy like 50.
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hint just try 2 get money bags u will get a lot of money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just got 4million + with only the golden gun LOL. My mouse double clicked and the cannon was basically useless :( good thing i went with it =]
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the turtle likes being mess up baddly by rocket nukes and spike balls and the blood well he tried to trick you ish LOL
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Congratulations! You just won the "I Like Turtles" Badge and 30 points!
Hint: Get the golden gun and hope for the turtle to hit some ammo!
The gun makes him go faster than an atomic bomb.
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GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just about to get the 3-million-point badge, I was going really fast, all appeared to be going well... UNTIL... I landed on a bunch of frikkin GROUND SPIKES!!!!!!!!!!! I still got my best score, but I was at 2,998,894 FEET and going REALLY fast. F*** THOSE FRICKING SPIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!