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Dear Die-ary,
Today, I shot myself out of a cannon, again. I went into space, used a jet pack, got sent flying by a chainsaw, was hit by a car, bouced off of countless goombas and bombs, and painted the planet with my blood. Today was a very succesful day. Question for tomorrow: Who is paying me to do this, and where can I find him to return the favor?
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When you get the hard badge after your flight is stopped by aliens and realise it's exactly the same face. Feels like fate
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You know... 3 million feet is equal to 568.18 miles. Yep that means in about a hundred nukes are being pointed at one turtle that seems immortal ever since he got shot out of a tank and the only thing that can kill him is aliens and spikes. 3 million feet is also enough radius to create a GINORMOUS hole in America.
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This game is so awesome. I played it when i was younger and i loved it. I was just scrolling through the games and found it again. :)