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I've got a tip for getting really far distances. Fire your cannon at the ground then use the rock jet pack and shoot the turtle with your gun. You should get 20000 ft +
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for those who want to know, the secrect button is a question mark between the Blast (button) Co. on top of the shop :)
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Holy crap has anyboyd gotten lottery ticket in there stats when you finish? it says its a 1/1000 drop chance and gives you 1000 dollars no joke. Look it up if you dont believe me Lol
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xD i shot my turtle with the first cannon you ever get he flew up then when he hit the ground he immediatly hit spikes.
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I love the bizarre world that's created here. A masked guy with a chainsaw is "Dad"? :) But really, this game kicks ass. I've started over like 4 times now.
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click on the red period at the end of the I like turtles badge and prepare to laugh your brains out then stick it back in.
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5644 with a slingshot and the first cannon, no upgrades at all, thank god for the helping hand, or fist, or a banana (on another website i got 4.5million distance with golden gun+tank, this game rocks)
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well that game was one of the best i played on kongregate. :) just scored 4.1095.22 and i f**ing love that turtle :D i love the gamemusic the upgrades the pure EMOTION :D great 5/5 and 2 1/2 hours of pure pleasure
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i was super lucky, turtle stopped i used rock pack and hit a banana witch luanched him into space and 90m above the screen limit
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The Turtle once had medical insurance. Needless to say, he soon bankrupted the company and they tried to sue him for fraud. Unfortunetely for them because of how cute the turtle was and how injured he was the court decided to rule in his favour saying HE should be the one to sue.