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when i saw the title i was thinking:MUAHAHAHAHA
Then i was like this when i played it:HAHAHAmuahahahehahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
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i just hope that by making us luagh by seeing him being shot out of cannnons that his children dont come out all disorganized.....well if they do they might just be the next turtles to toss....toss the turtlessssss
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dont know why but every time i play this and i have many upgrades i lose them all, somneone help explain why. note: i am not clearing the memory
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after he dies it will take forever 2 explain 2 his family of how he dies how about we shot with basically tons of guns fell in some spikes got shot out of cannons and landed 5,000,000,000 on his head yah that would be alot
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Okay..... It's Been 5 Hours, Im Tired, Bored and Mad at Myself For Wasting 5 Hours On a Simple Launcher Games Such As This.......... FML !
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how can a turtle take all this abuse nuking nit with bullets shot out of cannons impaled on spikes and having a rocket fly into his gut by anyone's normal standards this would be animal abuse yet somehow its not
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oh and btw the NG medals wont appear when you get them. only on other sites. if you want it hacked, heres the link (NOTICE: you wil not get kong badges on the site!)
http://www.arcadeprehacks.com/game/8186/Toss-the-Turtle.html
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here are all of the NG medals i know about: radiation:use a nuke Icarus: hit a sun impaled:hit spikes Jump man: hit a goomba harrassment: hit an angry ground creature. there are a lot morei got but i dont know what for. (+) so people can see it!
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If civialians see the blood,they woud run.and also if you put civialians in the game maybe make them jog away from you and if you hit 50 of them in 1 game you shoud get a boss where you have 90 shots and 80 places to hit him at,and when you finish the last boss off,You get 50000 coins
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:O I just shota turtle out of a golden cannon hit him with 4 nukes hit about 16 chainsaws 1 chest bomb fully pgraded jet pack and shot him with all my rocket lancher and just got right back up took a breather put smiley face on and got right back in the tank. F****** strong turtle :DD
-iCough
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I think the first badge is broken. I recieved 596$ on mah first launch, and clearly recieved 4,980$ on my next launch, but the badge wont activate. thumbs up so kongregate officials can see this!!!
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This turtle was trying to escape from becoming one of the turtles from Epic Combo, the only way he could escape those guns of epicness, was to use one to escape...
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Can someone please help me? My turtle called in sick/ He said he's in the hospital for some reason. CWill someone please take his place so I can keep on playing this game?
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Congratulations! You just won the "I Like Turtles" Badge and 30 points!
"I Like Turtles" (completed)
Badge earned
3,000,000 feet (single launch) – You know he secretly likes it.
done.