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Well today i saw a dog shooting two SMGs into the air, and I thought how odd it was... Then a turtle flew by with a rocket on its back...
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is it just me or does this turtle have a non-pain vest on, he would be dead times 1000000000 if he didn't so, he probobly does, lol
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+$323488 for Distance
+$44849 from Cash Bags
+$50 Bloody End
+$100 Weegee (Kill exactly 1 Goomba)
+$500 Jumpy (Bounce 30+ times)
=$100 First Degree Burn (Burn 2 times)
all this and i died from a stupid spike ona balloon -.-'
I used 60 nukes, two full amo slots from the best gun, shot him from the best cannon, and i have all badges....
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i love how when you get into the big big numbers (millions) it still puts .x at the end.
my most current distance -- 2344728.3
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the "don't kill yourself" turtle with the bloodshot eyes is sooo me. i got the obsession (play 5 hours) badge on my second day of playing this game. sad, but awesome at the same time.
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this is like a waaaaayyyy better version of kitten cannon, what with the upgrades and moneys and stuffs. oh yeah, and badges!
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huuuum... tell me again why we are trying to kiill a decently cuuuuute turtle that would never EVER think of even hurting you! SHAME ON US!!!
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ok guys heres a tip for you when you launch yourself press a and d really quickly you have a chance to hit bombs and go farther i just went over like 300000 feet by doing this
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Are nukes broken? In my game they didn't do a thing the noise would play and I would see the mushroom cloud but the turtle didn't get any faster or higher...
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ive noticed 1 thing that confuses me... at the end of eack level if you notice you have more money than all the bonuses sometimes its a lot more sometimes its a little more. 0_0