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Seems like this guy gets paid more the longer I play, because it seems like I'm going to have to play for hours to get the best cannon, etc.
Funny, cool art, but fail on the WoW collection syndrome. 3/5
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Has anyone else noticed that strongest cannon + rocket can easily get your turtle up to 68 THOUSAND MILES PER HOUR?!?!? Wow.
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Does your distance not register if you are abducted by a UFO? I was around 3.2 million feet, and got captured by a UFO, no badge, and my record still "stands" at around 1.8....
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I know maybe a few people haven't gotten this already, so i'll say it here. Under the "I Like Turtles" badge, there's a hyperlink under the period that takes you to a youtube video of some kid dressed up like a zombie. I'm guessing he likes turtles but i can't hear it because I'm at work.
also, great game, but there's a ton of discrepencies between this one and the one at newgrounds. Most notably, in the newgrounds version, when you go really really fast, you don't go through them. You'll hit a goomba going 1k feet per second unlike this version. so 4/5. Newgrounds version gets a 5/5.
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i got the card, and the first three badges. im going for the hard badge now. it's a bit repetitive, but the badges are good and like TOKENxWHITExGuy said, it's a good time stealer at work. 5/5.
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this game is very difficult i have 70 nukes,the tank,a missile,and the golden gun and i still cant beat it the UFOs always abduct me >:(
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i hit the saw guy and a bomb and neither went off and my chest bomb defused itself... but other than that its very fun... i like the music.