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How is it that this turtle can survive being shot, nuked and burned by the sun, and yet he seems pwnd when he comes across a few little spikes in his backside?
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And I noticed why he doesn't die. Ever wonder why Pokemon only faint, not die, even when they get hyper beamed like a thousand times?
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HERE'S HOW TO GET 3,000,000:
Buy in this order:
Rock Pack
Big Cannon
Super Cannon
Jet Pack
Gold Cannon
Missile
Tank
Golden Gun
Once you have all that, save up a lot of money, and buy a Chest Bomb and as many Nuclear Thingies as you can afford.
Retry, use everything, pray for extra ammo :)
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I'm so glad we dont have to pay for the turtles hospital bill.Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.This game is insane! I LOVE auto save! Takes some time to get money at first but then it becomes the best game ever! Keep up the good work! Defiant 5/5! BREAKING NEWS: Over .0001% of turtles are killed each year by cannon related injuries. Ever wonder what happened to the Squirtle Squad or Ash's Squirtle? GUESS
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after you get to 4000000 ft. if your going fast enough the game gets REALLY trippy at one point i swear i was moving in reverse!
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I LOVE this game. The animation when the turtle hits the ground is hysterical. I actually feel for the poor little bastard. Lmao
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Goal Checklist:
3,000,000 feet (single launch) – You know he secretly likes it. [Best so far: 2828377]
wow noob air balloon spike thing
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Freaking love and hate this game at the same time...I always make it to around 2.7M feet and I still have like 6 golden bullets left so I could easily make it the rest of the way, but around 30-40 floating spikes are in the space of the screen most of the time <,<...
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Wow, I worked my ass off for several hours just to get the hard badge.
But when I finally made it to 3,500,000 ft., whadyou know? NO BADGE.
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OMG THis game rocks- But in my opinion, most of this money would have to be spent for the turtle's health insurance. So instead of buying cannons, you would be buying surgeries of all sorts haha!
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I like turtles. Therfore i'm going to shoot one 3 million feet in the hope that he will like me back. Clever name for a badge