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I just got 5mil feet without the 5 hour bonus. I would recommend following HorrayItsMike's instructions on the first page. I got 3m feet on my 9th bullet also, but with a couple of reloads I got to 5.098m feet. I used about 60 nukes and just dropped them whenever the turtle was on the right of the screen. When the turtle slowed down too much, I used a bullet to speed him up again.
TIP: If spikes are annoying, then buy a chest bomb to save you once
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I used 3 Nukes My Golden Pistol and the most powerful Cannon with the most powerful Jetpack and my My new record is 2,200,190 Feet or 103.9 miles
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OMG!!!!! I have the Tank Cannon and Also i got the greatest weapon off all the Golden Gun ( its a pistol i dont know why its stronger than A Bazooka or Sniper Rifle. )
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I just went to the bathroom and pee'd and when i got back the distance or feet i was in is 49929!!! A miracle! I was shocked i fainted for 9 minutes and when i woke up i banged myself with my lucky charm! i very shocked. + If you think i'm so lucky and that was so awesome!
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Their should be a new hazard like a monster when you hit it , it eats you and also the monster should be 3.5 feet tall
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So the idea is to shoot a squirtle out of a cannon to try and hit Pelipper, Fearow, and Diglet along the way?
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
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i have gotten ruphoipea dont thit the ground more times then i have actully hit the ground... its starting to bug me but its really funny
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Assuming this is an average weight box turtle of about 350 grams, exiting the tank at around 7000 meters per second, this little guy has over 8.5 million joules of kinetic energy. Which promptly hits a balloon secured floating spike and stops in 0 feet of space. I'd have never guessed that balloons could have absorbed megajoules of energy flawlessly.
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It is kind of sad how something this violent could be so appealing to most people. Then again I don't really care since this game is so epic!!!
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On the "I Like Turtles" Badge's description, click the underlined red period. It will take you to a youtube video for you to watch real quick.