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VICTORY! With 3,895,574! Nukes are about the equivalent of hitting a banana, and hitting a banana and dad at the same time is about HALF as powerful as the golden gun (I've done it.)
That gun is RIDICULOUS! When trying to get hard badge and are slowing down (make sure to buy chest bomb), aim for ammo pickups above all else. 20 golden bullets can push you up to 3 million almost instantly, assuming you don't hit spikes, a big bird, or a sun.
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To holy adept, you are an ignorant piece of golden cannon scrap... This game resembles kitten cannon's concept but other than that it is absolutely different. Kitten cannon doesnt have upgraded cannons doesnt have moving screen doesnt have good graphics doesnt have guns to shoot the cat farther doesnt have any control doesnt have rockets/missiles doesnt have goombas bombs aliens fathers with chainsaws suns spike walls birds chest bombs doesnt have bags of money for upgrades doesnt have in depth scoring system, and MOST importantly it doesnt have TURTLES!!! LONG LIVE THE STUNT TURTLE!
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Ok, this guy is definitely into Pokemon, which is TOTALLY AWESOME. The "Angry Ground Creature" is so obviously a Diglett, and you can tell from the achievement that he had it there as a joke. Also, did anyone else notice how similar to a Squirtle the turtle is?
PLUS IF YOU AGREE AND/OR THINK POKEMON ARE THE BOMB!
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EDIT: Yes and add a RETRY button! I hate to wait till the turtle lands when I already know it was a bad launch...
Why does EVERY "powerup" you encounter on the way slow you down so much? I find it virtually impossible to avoid things in higher speed and almost everything will cut your speed in half and toss you upwards. Why no speed boosters...? Otherwise great but this is so random.
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you must be going really fast to bounce of a giant bird b hit the ground then go two thousand feet into the air. Wow thats 1 tough turtle.
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i finally got the hard badge bot golden gun tank missle pack chest bomb and 52 nuclear thingys::::::::::::::.:.:.: use those to go 4,000,000 feet
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Do I have to do something after getting the 3,000,000 distance? I got over 5,000,000, but it's not registering for the badge...
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Try to avoid flames, suns and ginat birds because they take away all your speed and turn it into height. And thats annoying.
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i give this game a 5/5 its so awsome spikes canons nukes tanks and jet packs and bombs i got a question? how does the turtle stay alive