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Person 1: I have a bazooka! It has 200 power. I'm unstoppable!
Person 2: Well I have a golden gun that has 5,000 power.
Person 1: ...
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Damn, that turtle is tough. He gets burnt by the sun, shot out of a cannon, exploded by bombs, lands in spikes, gets punched by a banana, gets shot by bullets, gets raped by that killer dude, and leaves a trail of blood where he lands, But he doesn't die. Wtf???
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I've probably played this game a hundred times and I never once used the WASD keys to move the turtle because I didn't realize you could....sighs..
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Glitch: I STOPPED while i was still on fire, and now the turtle is just sitting there staring at the screen with a new high score sign next to him.
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first that is very good,but when you but the golden cannon...boom...fuuu...and then the game is amazing...sweet...lovely...and just a lot of good game