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huh finally :D i just shot the golden gun, waited till he was goin real slo then shot him again. im bbetween this when he was really fast i nuked him. we all know he loves it ;)
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Let the turtle bounce five times then shoot him with the golden gun to pick up speed again. Don't miss. Ever. Line up the shot in advance, if he doesn't hit anything he'll bounce back into the same spot next time. I made it purely by accident with no chest bomb (although you'll want one), no nukes, the missile, and 2 reloads along the way. The five hour bonus isn't necessary if you get a good run.
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Would be better if it had a save feature cos I hate having to start all over again still a great game apart from that though 3/5
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some general things to remeber
Tank adds about 250k to your ft
fullyupgraded roket about 20k ft
GG about 250k ft
chest bomb is neccesary
Nukes slow down the GG and Tank
Spikes BAAAAAAd
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Yeah, 2.94 million. Saw it coming. This game, unfortunately, is just another luck-based chore, like many of the other games on here. -_-
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Phew, just got the 3,000,000 achievement. =)
For those who seem to be struggling, my trick was to spam the nukes as soon as possible once you start having a reasonably fast speed, and shoot when you feel like you may encounter a floating spike or UFO. Death objects seem to only appear on my screen once the turtle guy slows down.
...of course, I used over 50 nukes (more or less) for the run I just did. Heh. XD Now to figure out a way to get around the "Obsession" medal/card....
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Whether you get to 3,000,000 feet seems completely random due to the nature of hitting hazards that you cannot see or predict the locations of.
3/5
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In the beginning, I thought this game was gonna be a total grind for the Hard badge. But now that I have the Golden Cannon and Sniper Rifle (I know, I haven't been playing it for that long :P) I'm finding the game pretty fun! 5/5! Thanks, Foreverkul!
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Ah, Newgrounds. Your games amuse me while somehow still managing to piss me off. All-in-all, it's a fairly great game.
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this game has taught me that bananas have learned the Shoryuken and while silver bullets kill mythical creatures gold bullets turn turtles supersonic. 5/5
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Nukes are pretty terrible. Pretty much all you need to win is good luck with getting an extra few bullets. 5 bullets = about 1m feet, so after you use your starting 10 you should already be close.
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"I Like Turtles" Badge (30 points - 17,595 awarded)
Achieve a distance of 3 million feet during a single launch
You acquired this badge on Sep. 14, 2009. finally
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games like this don't deserve to be #1, they have been around for years, nothing is interesting about this one, and the collision detection is broken at higher speeds....
why are soooo many people going gaga over this? I know, because they are donkeys