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Well... I've discovered all species of gloople now... if you want tips on how to kill certain types of gloople just pm me. I honestly don't want to have to sort out the 1000 letter limit for comments on my 10000 word essay on how to kill every type of gloople in the game, so yeah. Also, read the official tips. This is one of the few games where they actually help.
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If you're trying to kill a horror, get very far away from it and make it throw frisbees at you. When it does this, it goes very small and very weak- dodge the frisbees and race them to the horror. If the frisbees get there first the horror goes back to its former state but if you get there first you can kill it and all the frisbees die.
If you wish to spawn these, then for a gray get a gloople to combine with an oozle (try to stay away from the oozle, or else it'll just kill the glooples). Same goes for void eater, except a void eater is a gray and a gloople. Horrors are a bit harder- try and get two biters to lunge into eachother. If only one bites the other then the bitten one just dies, but if their mouths meet then they'll become a horror.
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If you're trying to kill a gray, you need to hit it while the tentacle is going away from it- so basically you need to lure it to attack you by moving in front of it. Don't concentrate too hard on it though, or you'll be nabbed from behind by something else. Just stay nearish it and attack when you have spare moments. It won't transform if you're too close.
If you're trying to fight a void eater, don't run away from it, or else it will have total control over you. Instead, run towards it and slash at it right after it transforms. If it shoots a lazer there should be no way you can't kill it, but if it shoots a shockwave, well, if you're lucky you'll get it first. If it simply makes you gravitate towards it you're screwed, as once you're close enough it'll simply shockwave you.
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That moment when you're being chased by two spikes and a grinder and deftly avoiding meltie puddles and those annoying little baby clutters and you throw a grenade, only to be chased straight into the blast radius and gibbed by yourself
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ChicMadScientist Get off my lawn is a rip off of amorphous, not the other way around. Amorphous is far older, and far better.
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13th of June 2014 and still playing this, even though I have all the badges. I guess that tells that this is excellent game.
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Lol I bumped into a regular goople near the end of a big nest, which was immediately followed by slamming into two melties and a stickie, then was eaten a biter as a grinder rolled on top of my mangled-half-melted corpse. I think that deserves some sort of award in itself.
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That awkawrd moment when you slaughter an Amalgram using a Grinder, and then instantly walk into a puddle of Meltie Acid.
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That moment when you cut through a huge mob of insanely dangerous creatures, then just as you're done, rush into a puddle of Meltie acid by accident...Curse you, Melties.
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Huge nest end is impossible.
Can you see theres always 4 or 6 professional killers after you while someone is trying to: blid you, Slow you, Freeze you, Burn or explode you, Stun you. And afterwards when you attack 1 gloople then you are swinging your sword for 1 sec and someone appears out of nowhere and after that you will see eighter a bloody ground or a skeleton next to a sword.
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Upon meeting a Biter: "Hah! This is so easy... wait... what's that blue thing? Are those... horns growing out of it? OH GAWD ITS COMING THIS WAY! DIE! DIE! AHHHH! *Biter kills you* Dammit!" Well, that was my reaction at least, It seems to be an injustice that the max I can give this game is five stars, it's by far my favorite on Kong.
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Guide for harder achievements: 1. Get covered in Cluters (the purple babies)(no less than 8) and shake them off. Then swing. Boom.
2. Use the glitch on Queen Gloople. Then, you get achievement of clearing nest without a single error.
3. Merge 2 Biters (blue ones) and swing when shruikens get thrown off
4. Merge a Gray with a Gloople to get Void Eater and swat it
5. Smash 4 Grinders by luring them into a Meltie pool
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The moment you get hit by an Inky and thinking "I'll get trough this! I'll live!!!" And when the ink wears off you see a sword next to a bloody pancake... Damn Grinders! This game earns it's 5 stars :D
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I am the fighter of blobs. With thousands of pieces of info from blobs, I know every single thing about them. To my use, I have a catalog of devices that hinders them. I've cleared out dozens of nests with my trusty sword. I've been doing this for 6 years, and have countless awards. YET I STILL CANT GET THAT IMPOSSIBLE BADGE!
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*Gets the impressionist award as the 17th* "This is quite possibly the hardest award in the game. Good job." *stands up* OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH...