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Sir! That black van keeps going to the same place every time! Should we search there?
Nah, let's just wait for them to cause more destruction
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also mission two it should be we got a tip off he will BE away all summer. Not we got a tip off he will away all summer.
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i played this on ad, came here not long after i played this actually, and here i am a year later beating the same game again.4/5 and the sequel 5/5
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chief of police: send every person we have after those house burgalars
assistant: but what about the muderers heading to the airport?
chief of police: i don't care about them, just catch those house burglars
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you have to love it when you make a police car swerve into other lanes, and then crash into another car, resulting in a massive explosion that takes out all the cars on the screen...
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"I am the black van, running over cop cars with my van, when they ring there bells all the little tourists run like hell
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*Tip* If your on a hard level, imagine that justin bieber is in the police cars..........
this should help u pass the level
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has anyone else seen how that highway is kinda weird...I mean, who the heck built that? two highways crossing eahc other....that's suicide.
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I finished level 10 and it said to press CTRL to go on but it got back to the same 10 levels. Is this correct? I though it opened up other levels..
Sorry if I wrote in bad english but i'm from italy!!!
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Cops are searching the neighborhood looking for your hideout.
Officer:"Captain, there is a garage here with HEIST spray painted on the front. Should we get a warrant and search it?"
Captain:"No officer, ignore it, there is nothing to be suspicious of there, it is probably empty, continue searching."
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"hey honey there is a big black truck back of us that has a gun just exploded three cars. should we go out of his way?" "of course not!"
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hmm im most likely the most wanted criminal in the world so im gonna drive randomly
through town to get dunkin dounuts WHAT HE CUT ME OFF (uses slammers) ahh thats better
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"Look guys, I know I'm only the driver, but how 'bout we put the loot in *bags*? You know, so it, like, doesn't fly out the back? I'm just sayin'."
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BREAKING NEWS: The blackened remains of hundreds litter the streets of this Chicago highway, where what appeared to be a golden bus rampaged through the town firing green highly explosive projectiles at random. Civilians and police alike were destroyed as their vehicles blew apart beneath them. The death toll is currently 293 people. Of that number, 204 were civilians. A large reward is being offered for information leading to the apprehension of these terrorists....
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where did all the cops come from
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