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Remember officers, our primary objective is to stop the black van at all costs. Drive full speed on the wrong side of the road and fire indiscriminately into civilian vehicles if you must.
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Oh noes! The cops! Don't worry, I'm so rubbish I expected to be caught! And I just so happen to have a pile of mines stuck up my exhaust D: Seriously, you get a stealth proffesional for a stealth mission, and get caught. What does this say about the people you're hiring?
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open up a new tap and hit history open up the one that says "The Heist, On Kongregate" And oyu should have ` more number added to your cash if you have 15,567 youll 155,567 + Keep it Alive!
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Oh god, please make the music stop! WE REALIZE YOU CAN PLAY ONE RIFF ON GUITAR!! Put in a mute button, or something! I can't listen to this crap anymore.
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wow you lose cash for every single car the FREAKING COPS HIT fix it, it aint fair people earn over 30,000 less for each mission coz of the frikin civillans queers.
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Cops Killed: 34 (view leaderboard)
See if you can earn the next badge!
Scrapyard's Finest (easy, 5 points)
Take out 25 cop cars across all missions
Badge earned
25 cop cars destroyed
[You need 8 more] fail
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now how are we going to remember where are hideout is yes jim? we can paint the heist full caps on the garage? great idea jim btw your fired......
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When some psycho dude in a black van comes rampaging through my town, I sure as hell wanna be driving an ice cream truck.
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I love how my vehicle powers over everything, i can hit cars coming my direction and they fly the oppososite direction. 5/5 Great Game!
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Police nr 1: oh sh*t, it´s those guys again! Send the weakest and the second weakest vehicles we got at them!
Police nr 2: Should we like.. put up a massive roadblock maybe? That should stop 'em.
Police nr 1: No, god no! That could destroy some of our vehicles!
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This must be following a major stock market crash. Entire bars of gold will fall out of the back of your vehicle and you lose only hundreds of dollars from your total apiece.
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Quick suggestion, criminals don't care much about collateral damage and it's impossible to avoid cars in this game. I don't think we should have credits deducted for destroying innocents. There is no point in losing 30,000+ credits for merely BUMPING into the cars, let alone blowing them up. So on a more to the point note, get rid of collateral damage punishment.
Otherwise, decent game...3/5
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there should be ingame achievments and 1 should be called "baby i can fly" got from jumping and in the air use the slammer
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Itd be cool if after driving, you do the actual mission. Like if you were going there to rob a bank, the second part of the level should be ACTUALLY robbing the bank.
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i love having the slammer and whenever i get behind someone...i use it!!! (they go flying off in another direction! lol)