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zang269

May. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hit cop truck with slammer, explosion off screen, street lamp takes out random car, stupid guy says: whered the street lamp come from?

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zang269

May. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you use the slammer when tailgating someone the shoot to the side like a bullet! and blow up everyone on the interstate by using the car like a throwing knife

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legioneer2

May. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those are some ballsy police though. Gathering up around me even as they see their fellow cars getting blown to pieces, shooting with perfect aim as they spin out of control, carrying on through the debris of civilians to stop my little terrorist-van....

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manaxan

May. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if they can afford to plate there van in gold then why did they go thru all that damn trouble to buy some bleepin plane tickets

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Bottleimp

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The telephone is so goddamn annoying.... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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johnson9

Apr. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Need the sequel on kong

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biopower

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is no one pulling over for the sirens?

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jep101010

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am probably the only one who didn't immediately get this, but you NEED to buy armor. once you have it, the game is easy. you prob wont get the missiles until after the game is over, but when you do, just hold down the spacebar. you will not only not lose money, but gain an immense amount. as for the game, the second one is way better. 3/5.

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mrjohncena4

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you see the triple boom use it when you jump the truck in the air just click space and you save a lot of money when the cops boom up

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Dandeathjr

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) NEEDS MORE BADGES! but its the best game ive played since Feed the King. 5/5

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heathertam

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i beat this game in like 25 rounds at the most... now im just boored

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Partapye

Apr. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you use slammer right b4 running into someone they fly across the screen

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Partapye

Apr. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I LUV SLAMMER!!!

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deleteduser

Apr. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) stupid kamikaze ambulances...

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JWM102

Apr. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) all the cars are on left not right side

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mountaindew10

Apr. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nvm found it

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mountaindew10

Apr. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) mute button?

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natis1

Apr. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) These cops should not drive while intoxicated, I have seen accidents that I did not cause (the cops tried to catch me so they swerved into the opposite lane).

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EsCaPeThEfAtE2

Apr. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Real morale of the story: Even criminals drive with their lights on!

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heroghost23

Mar. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the cops are doing more damage then me great game

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jambalaya111

Mar. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how many ice cream vans and hotdog cars are there?

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foopantz

Mar. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This guy drives like my older sister...

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End_Of_Ends

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its all good, i'll just lead a bunch of police and helicopters to the hideout, but they wont enter, they'll just give up and drive off :D

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Naphiro

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Icecream vans + Night Mission Maps = Paedophiles

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zeyad_001

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awesome game!!!

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jhoncenax

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) plus if needs heist 3

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Nattyfrank

Mar. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Please upload the heist 2!!! Kong needs it!

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sargent125

Mar. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thumbs up for the heist 2

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Griffon96

Mar. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 88mph average first level ... time to go to some other time perhaps the future...

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syaoranoni54326

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Made by JohnnyTwoShoes. Oh the irony.

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CorduroyBear

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As soon as I had leveled up completely, won the badges, and bought all the weapons, I replayed three levels with the missile launcher, reaching almost $2,000,000 in collateral damage. Just to teach those pesky civilians to STAY OUT OF MY LANE, SUCKERS.

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CorduroyBear

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The ultimate testament to lack of government investments in today's police: a single nondescript black van is dangerous enough to destroy hundreds of thousands of dollars in public property and countless police cars, while remaining strong enough to withstand gunfire. Where are vehicles like that for our police forces? And that's without the mines, automatic guns, and missiles. (Of course, if we gave near-invincible cars out to anybody, chances are that the policemen would either turn into criminals or turn out to be criminals in disguise. Go figure.)

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CorduroyBear

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why do we lose money when we slam into passing cars? (I mean, we just stole their tax dollars, or something.) Not moving out of the way when a car chase is happening right behind you is just dumb.

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Goldengladiator

Mar. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) DAYUM. we do got some bad drivers on the road.

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paulharvey08

Mar. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MEGAMINES-die fans OILSLICKS-wet floor

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paulharvey08

Mar. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MINE-stop stalking me STALKERS SLAMMER-move it,give me space MISSILE-out of the way AUTOGUN-is it meteor shower??

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FishesWithKeys

Mar. 06, 2011

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deadclaydude

Mar. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone seen the way these people drive on the highway? All I have to say is the police have a lot of work ahead of them.

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canadianarmbar

Mar. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Exactly how many policemen did this city have? I'm using past tense because obviously all of them are dead now.

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overlordofalldot

Mar. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the police do more damage than I do.

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nazo55

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) dont drink and drive....actually to hell with that :D

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ISHIAT50

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MASHIN GUN COOL.

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asesal

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wat if all the theives like in the A-Team had missles???

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mewyx

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is a great influence. It teaches you in later life sucessful robbers get a lot of money. It also teaches people slammers make the sides of your car invincible.

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sean813

Feb. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + if you want more weapons - if you dont want more weapons

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FunkMasterGen

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) last time i checked if you hear police sirens youre supposed to move out the way

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thedictator4life

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you use the slammer right as you bump into a car's rear, it'll fly like hell.

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ToyCreator

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I know why they're chasing us, we're speeding, and why can't we take down the helicopter?

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thewerepyreking

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't need to slow down at the intersections, because the road is so filled with crashes, so the cars have already exploded.

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Hitman224

Feb. 18, 2011

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