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Jghzcx

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game was actually pretty fun

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bluefire732

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It feels more like I'm playing pinball than outrunning cops :P

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Order_Venom117

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't realize it was possible to bastardize Ocean's 11.

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janpanter

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i do not get the badge!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i already killed more then 25cops!

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jessq13

Oct. 13, 2011

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SenseiLink

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think when you slow down time, time should slow down, instead of everyone just moving slower

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KrispyKrame

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Aww... the cops are helping me finish the level. That's helpful. XD Also Missles, entirely worth it. Constant fire=BOOM, + blow up a cop car off screen, suddenly $20,000.

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holicejr

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Will someone please answer that phone!!

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duveltje

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what do you do when you got a ticket?

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gibaa

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pro Tip: Press Foward and Go AFK (100% chance of getting all badges)

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Achakena

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They steal money only to upgrade their truck? o.O

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Veritas07

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no explanation of anything other than those few tooltips in mission 1, no plot, quite boring... i'd like to have a possibility to vote 0/5 ;)

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Brock1563

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently you only need to beat the first 9 levels to get the badge. :/

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pacogoatboy

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This would be a much better game if there were even a remote chance that you'd fail a level. As it is, at worst you have to repeat a level or two to get a new person on the team. If you do the cheaper engine and armor upgrades (rank 3 of each, let's say,) then save for the minigun, all you have to do on any level after that is hold the up arrow and the space bar and occasionally you might have to correct your path to stay on the road.

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knigit

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To be really successful at this game you need a specialist item with sufficient mass. A brick should do it. Place it on the forward button and leave it there for the duration of the game. If you like to get all fancy about it, get two bricks and put one on the space bar.

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saicotic

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dat bassline.

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RanmaYagami

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I keep destroying twice as many civilian cars as I do police cars T.T

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fluffy556

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHY CANT I BLOW UP CARS

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shadow933

Oct. 13, 2011

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hoki145

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I still cant understand how i get money for destroying policecars....

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matthuhew4

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mute button would be nice...

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Zer0ni

Oct. 13, 2011

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morrisson

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) we want moar!!! love the bashing, man. note to self; i shouldn't drive after play this game..

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zaqx1

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I hate it how we have to pay for damage even when the cops crash into the car and we did nothing. It's like we have absolutely crap lawyers...

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AlexDeBomb13

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think the cops would call off the chase. If there is a friggin car that is destroying 200 cars because your chasing him i think it is time to stop.

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Rogue310

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No fun-couldn't steer! Could only speed thru-sometimes break- & slam into & blow up everybody! Still got my badge but no real fun trying to drive.... though did like the background music... >^_^<

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boxfreak007

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Once you get the missiles, GAME OVER FOR THEM!! I earned back my 1,000,000 credits on one run with them on the final level XD

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Dome123

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the cops are causing more collateral damage than I do but I still have to pay? Thats unfair. They are flinging civillian cars at me, for christs sake!

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crazymonkeydude

Oct. 13, 2011

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brandonb25

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hi my name is Andre and im calling because i want to be the only black guy on this team and of course my specialization happens to be mildly violent with hostage control....hope i get along with everyone else who looks like they are bored college kids/corperate yuppies who are doing this to clearly support there adderal/cocaine habits

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deleteduser

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Being penalized for destroying civilian cars doesn't really make sense. If we're pulling heists, what do we care if a few civilians get caught in the cross fire?

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warstorm111

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) NO I WONT GO TO THE SLAMMER ILL USE THE SLAMMER ON YOU

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DinosaurRock

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thought I'd do a guide for the last mission. Max out the engine then hold up for the entire mission and nothing else.

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Zimvader

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game reminds me of the old GTA. Also, if you drive in the far right (into on coming traffic) and hit all the jumps the cops really can't get you because they die from driving into on coming traffic.

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Chrisis1993

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) NOT SURE IF GROUPS OF EXPLODING CARS.. .. OR JUST TACTICAL NUKES..

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Tanath

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) More explosions than a Michael Bay film!

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Abigayl

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not too bad... just way easy.

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raea29

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1/5 It is a game based around grinding to unlock the next so called "specialist" on a completely arbitrary list just to have to outrun cop cars who suicide into you. No way to actually be caught (as far as I can tell) and each level was easy with minimum upgrades. Also medium badge is glitched. Even played it a little longer to try out the missiles.... turns out they just blew up lots of things that I had to avoid. Would get a 0 if I could.

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Nakedninja

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Guide to beating all levels: Press and hold "up" for two minutes. No skills needed beyond that... A marble/small stone could play this game.

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drachefly

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So I'm surrounded by police cars, but because I drove far enough, I count as having escaped… yeeah.

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deleteduser

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who the hell would shoot at a truck holding a priceless work of art?

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cyzzie

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no mute/sound off = no playing this game really devs ... the minimum requirement of ANY game/software that has sound is to be able to turn it off ... better would be to be able to control volume for music/sound seperatly

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MikesHood

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Blow up car: "Sorry, didn't mean to." Blow up ambulance: "No! Sick dying people in that ambulance! Those poor people!" Blow up ice cream truck: "Not the ice cream truck! Why God?" Blow up police car/van: "Haha you fascist pig!" Yeah, that sums up the game. 4/5

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thomsendk

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) was just playing last lvl when i did see that even if the police is destroyed their lamps til blink :)

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SchwarzerRitter

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just wondered, why is this called "The Heist", if it is a racing game?

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deleteduser

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i meant, mute button for the "menu" screen

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deleteduser

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) mute button?

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StoneyMaroney

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) -Err Boss? -Yeah? -I get the part about losing money when we crash, but why do we gain money when we make police cars explode? -Easy. Step one: Destroy police cars Step three: Profit -But what is step 2? -Step one: destroy police cars Step three: profit -Oh I give up

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Visionhunter

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got the medium badge after completing mission 9...

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Sliceouttaluck

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was too quick to submit. But buying ARMOR really helps you keep your stash. And you can either grind mission 1 over and over again. Or you can buy armor and mines/slammer and just ram anything (MUCH MORE FUN [and quicker] THIS WAY). Slammer is the ONLY side to side weapon and it's probably the best in all honesty. Mines/Mega Mines/Slick go BEHIND you. Not so useful if you got a good engine. And Rocket and Guns shoot in front of you. I like the GUNS over Missile. I never used the Missle (or Guns) until AFTER I beat the game. So, you really don't need anything more than Regular Mines or the Slammer and MAX Armor to max out how much take home pay / respect you get.

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