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5hrike

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Terrible game. These "Sponsored by..." games are a terrible idea. Advertising that you can't avoid, terrible games and a decline in standards at Kong. Shame on them.

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Overlord_Dave

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game but there's very little incentive to keep playing... there's no major goal to move towards, and I just got bored eventually...

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Haha i am not the badguy, the cops are the bad guys.. Im trying to franticly avoid hitting anything, but the cops are mowing down everything in their path..

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Nova_Starfury

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game, good concept. Upgrade system a bit irritating, but still, 9/10 for everything else.

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virtuousheretic

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Doesn't this go against what makes any game good? It punishes the player for MASSIVE DAMAGE! Instead, you are left running like a *insert word*! 1/5, for punishing the player for having fun.

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outlined13

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY0oUNaN5K4

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Why the h... do i get penalty for police wreckless driving? And even if i barely touch them i loose over 2000 cash!!!!! Worst game ever made....

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samreece7

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) it's super crap

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maste756gold

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) mute button?

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Floirt

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I wish there was a special bonus for 88MpH average speed, hehehe...

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Blobapopo7

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) wtf? this is really gay. EZ acheivement but still, i wonder who wasted part of their life makin this

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vpeluso

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) MTO BOOM!!!

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bigauburnfan101

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) same here larzmaster.

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ExSane

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) To Mfrielier324: Everytime before an intersection shows up, there are SLOW SLOW SLOW signs on the ground, take this visual clue to hit the shift button, to enter slow motion, so as not to completely wreck your shit. Enjoy.

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TribalBeowulf

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I have to agree with roomba. 1) Cop cars still rack up massive collateral damage but pay out peanuts. 2) While I'm swerving to avoid things, cops are ramming everything and costing me cash. 3) A number of times the cops did "kamikazi" runs and started chain explosions which cost me big. 4) the "bullet time effect" doesn't slow down the timer, so it is pretty useless. I tried using it a couple of times, but found that the cops lemming instincts made it worthless. 5) WEAPONS ARE WORTHLESS. I bought them, used them, and found that the only way I could get cash was by avoiding using them. Since I'm charged big time for any and all collateral damage, the weapons actually make it harder to advance. Unless this is a subtle message of nonviolence. But seriously, since destruction is counterproductive, the weapons are as well.

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Belforg

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Fun but easy game 4/5

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) could have a little more deversity, but overall good 4/5

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Mfrieler324

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Just lame =/ Would be decent if there was some easier way to detect the crossings so you wouldn't lose all your missions earnings in one shot...

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MittensPush

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I can't control the car, it responds to the up arrow, but nothing else!

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MittensPush

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I can't control the car, it responds to the up arrow, but nothing else!

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outlined13

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) but the $#!T wont load...

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Wiilto

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this game could be alot better if you didnt need to watch for those damn civilians. i didnt read story line of this game(if there was any) but i dont think criminals arent really trying to avoid civilians if they have shit loads of money waiting after the mission

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outlined13

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) the game is just perfect and you dont lose money... you dont earn the money wich you stole when you get shot ^^

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Thunderlv

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) you loose money if someone shoots at you. WHAT THE FU*K?!?

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) itys easy but its like not fun any more after like mission 5

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alien_xiii

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) reapetable!!! as hell as far as you go you get nothing interesting. too less fun. just run and avoid no bonus

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rbarcum

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) does anybody else have trouble with their arrow keys or the wasd keys on kong? My car keeps pulling hard to the right

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eemmbbeerr

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) You get 500 cash from a small police car, 1500 from the bigger, and you get 2000 from the police truck +/- 100

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 2/5. You almost cant control your car.. hate it.

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moomoofire11

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i like this game it has a easy acheivement 4/5

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TooCoolforyou1

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Scrolling through the comments I see the average IQ of the Kongregate user isn't that high... The game was ok I had fun playing it and I would definitely play the sequel if there is one.

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AcidPT

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) My keys keep getting stuck!

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Thunderlv

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this game is gay

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Assassine

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Galak, you dont lose money cause you hit a cop car. You lose money cause when you hit anything, your car gets damaged.

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GalakFyarr

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) destroying cop cars = ok, but hitting them = not ok (= money losing)... makes no sense.

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PopRocks

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) [5/5] Great gameplay :D

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Artemis0Entreri

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Horrible controls. Actually, they can't even be called controls if they don't control porperly. 1/5

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orbitraiter

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) u no there is a the heist 2

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UniOil

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) looks like the game i played on snes years back

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ellion0815

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) you did something wron. I never came out with money < 0. Still this game is kind unfinished. The "end" if you even can call it like that is that you get a golden van. I continued and bought all weapons, but still nothing. Now Im in the game, got all achievements there are and keep wondering "and now?" 3/5

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dikjuh

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) great game :D

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reader111089

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) It really sucks. The cops are ten times worse drivers than me, they shoot civilians willy-nilly. And most of my credit is lost from them causing 10 car pile ups nowhere near me. And the jumping thing doesn't make sense how can you use a bridge column to jump? Isn't there a giant concrete column in the way. A column hich I've seen 18 wheelers pancake against? How are you jumping through it? Magic?

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TMFF2

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i played this game years ago and i loved it! and now badges!

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eemmbbeerr

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, i like it, but the best weapon are mines. Use it.

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this game just proves a well known fact... all cops are stupid lol

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deleteduser

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Way too slow at the start. Maybe after a few upgrades the game gets fun, but I'm not sticking around to find out.

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cloud0985

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) the money gets taken away so drastically to force you to drive both fast and carefully. its one of the reasons i like this game:)

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Jam2120

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) easy

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Visionhunter

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) boring

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Alternatives

Dec. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) easiest 20 points on kongregate? ;) I don't get the haters who say there's too many cars either, press shift to go slower maybe that'll help your poor sense of strategy. Over all 4/5. Especially when you unlock boosts and gold van mode

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