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Yet another pay-to-badge. Over an hour to pass the first door? 0/5 you should be ashamed of yourself. I don't mind paying for a game that's fun. Paying for a grind is never going to happena
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This game is unfortunately super laggy on my computer, which makes the character pretty much uncontrollable during flight.
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I have no problems with devs trying to make a bit of money with their games, but then the game should actually be fun and not a pure repetitive grindfest.
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Need to give player a max height and speed bonus every run, you basically don't get anything when you pass though everything. It fix the grindy part too, PERFECT!
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If you read the comments and see the number of easy and medium badges rewarded (3190 and 1483 for 1.472.000 gameplays), you realise that this game can't have a rating of 4 stars. Is Kongregate influencing the ratings for money or something?
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Older Burrito Bison games were 5 stars for me, this one is only 2: -1 for the grinding and -2 for the ads for the shitty games (seriously the card game is so generic, I feel like it's a copy pasta of every card game I've ever seen) and the shooting game just looks awful, like a blurry pile of steaming digested food.
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Lost my progress. Just like many others, apparently. This game was launched 4 months ago and the devs still didn't fix this? Come on...
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I never thought I would play a burrito bison game just to get the badges..... and then decide the medium badge just wasn't worth it !!!
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Alleged "short" videos vary between 30 seconds and 3 minutes (which isn't short) then half the time you have to "share" the video, if you don't, you have to watch it again. Progress is horrifically slow. Gave it one star because it was the first game with badges I've seen that isn't another cash grab trading card clone, this is just a cash grab launcher clone.
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Why is everybody complaining about the grind? This series has always been very grindy. Upgrade the right things people. And just skip the ads if you think they are too boring
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1,471,359 plays, but only 2,235 awarded the easy badge. More people took the time to + the top comment then waste their time grinding to get the second badge. More of the hardest badge on the entire website have been awarded than the second badge on this game with twice as many plays.
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As soon as I get this badge, I'm done with this game. If you want an idea of how bad the grind is? Getting to the third cookie wall will pocket you about 25-40k coins per run. A level 4 top speed upgrade is 635k. Cake Eater l4 is 675k. Level 2-3 special gummies can cost upwards of 100k. A run to the third door takes ~1 minute. Granted you won't get the maximum amount of coins on most runs, you may take upwards of 15 minutes for only one upgrade that won't necessarily affect your run significantly. That's insane.
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We might love the franchise, but IMO this is not a good addition to it. Although I decry that Freemium is the new standard, I don't mind it as much. However, if you combine that with excessive grind, it makes for extremely boring and repetitive gameplay. Because of that I don't think the game deserves the rating it has, but tastes differ.
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Ads are ridiculous. I played the mobile version just to instantly delete it after about an hour of gameplay. I was really hoping the game on Kongregate would be better and not involve an ad every damn time I launch. Yea, you can choose to watch the ad or not, but it's a little much having to tell the game no every single time I launch. As everyone else has state the grinding issue is terrible. You must watch ads to take away from the grind. Overall, complete failure. JuicyBeast must be tight on money.
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Lmao the game has the rating it does because lots of us love the game because it's a good addition to the series and we're not upset about the freemium format because that's the what the standard has shifted to since we want things for free instead of to pay for them. The people who make these games and put them out need to eat too guys, They don't live in their parents using their mom's computer to play flash games like the majority of you complaining.
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You can tell the rating system is sus on Kongregate these days. This game is a perfect example of a game that should not have anywhere near the rating that it has. I like it when its easy to find true reviews of games.. unlike Kong...
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This doesn't even deserve 3 stars, let alone whatever miracle made it end up with 4. This is basically the same p2w garbage that happened to learn to fly, though this game somehow manages to be twice as dull.
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Error popup stating it requires WebGL and recommended using Firefox. Well I am using Firefox. I guess they mean "Firefox on a crappy Windows machine instead of Linux".
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remove ads for 45 credits, how about you don't add any of those in first place? youve managed to ruin a game in a disgusting way. 1/5
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Not wrong with getting money but at last give money to others kind of flash games devs. Its always the same franchise or "freemium" games getting badges
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I really liked playing this game with my spouse at first, but after several hours, the game's grind really got on our nerves. We went ahead and bought the first pinata upgrade and that helped a lot, but we grew so tired of the same ads over and over. Now that we have all the recipes and all the little special things you can get with recipe pieces, we find out that there isn't even a satisfying ending to the game. Instead, we get stopwatch mode. The grind never ends, just go and play Burrito Bison 2. The infinite mode there is a lot better than this grind.