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I already had the badge of the day, but it took me less than an hour to get to 106 speed. I saved up to get spedometer upgrades ASAP (last one I bought cost 14000), but otherwise just played the game.
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can't gain gold. bugged as hell. freezes when run completed. reset data 10 times, still bugged and stuck with the only first earned gold.
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This game is dead to me... LITERALLY. Even after a hard refresh of the page, I'm stuck in an infinite loop where all I can do is open piñatas. Maybe I can try it on a different browser, but I may not get this BOTD or the shiny Kongpanion for this week.
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First, I couldn't play the videos for the piñatas; clicking the play button did nothing. Then, I got stuck in an infinite loop opening piñatas forever; I opened dozens before giving up and reloading the game. It looks a little buggy...
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Getting to 100 speed is easy. Took a couple of hours of trying and a good run, though. The cables and the speed max upgrades are all you need. The acheve didn't flag. Several more launches over the course of the week. I stand at 3,908 distance, and syill no speed achev. No, I log in today, and it has lost my progress. I had even spent koins to get around a bug with the pinata videos not playing. Overall, most disappointing. At this point, I have to drop my rating down to a 1 star. I'd give you a half, if I could. Most of it works well, but some key glaring no fun times ahead.
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It's fun, but way more tedious than previous versions to drive the p2w aspect. That prickly pair seems broken though. I can't catch the little bugger, unless that's expected until you upgrade to max.
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cant believe there is such a rough and rubbish version of Burrito Bison, the gold earn and the price for upgrade are just so broken, there are no stat after each run, the max speed/ height reached does not show up anywhere, and for a stupid game like this, the dev expect people to pay to win?! i got lucky that finish 2 quest in a row, so that there are enough cards to give me boost with chills and tacos, so i reached 105/100 speed after 30 min of playing this game, but the badge doesnt register!! should have read the comments before playing
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This is the second day in a row where the game has reset my progress. Like, I know the Kongregate higher-ups gave up caring for Lent, but this is asinine.
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This game is broken, it doesn't keep my progress from one day to the next and on many of the runs it doesn't give me the gold I have earned making it much more difficult to level up the shop items you you need to badge the game... if the badges actually worked EPIC FAIL
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It's extremely fun and rewarding. The upgrades scale perfectly and makes you feel like you are improving by the second
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in such a grindy AND completely random game where single run means absolutely nothing, rewards that help only in one run seem almost like a slap in the face...
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I've saw a youtuber played this game recently and I've remembered playing the last 2 games in the series years ago. I remember having so much fun and I was able to finish the game in under 3 hours. This game is not it. For some perspective, I've been playing after the 3 hour mark and I've been noticing the lack of progress. Expect 3-4 runs without upgrading anything, and you're still not even halfway to completing it. One upgrade can cost 80k,the next 500k, and the next 1.2mil. After noticing my speed of above 100+ to bust through the 3rd wall and notice how little of a dent i've made, I've stopped playing. This would be such a great game if there wasn't such a massive price spike. Please reader, just keep playing the last 2 games.
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Easy badge doesn't work! Also, it took a long time, for an easy badge that - I insist - was not delivered, there was no pleasure in playing and it seems to me that this version is an authentic P2W. Anyway... a bad experience, all in all.
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This game feels like it was made by the artist of the previous ones, but the game play was designed by someone who played the first two and thought "you know what was really great? all those times where you had to repeat a level 5 or 6 times to get some money...why don't I make a game that is just repeating the same thing without ever advancing?"
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For anyone looking at this game because of BoTD, do be warned the nature of this game makes getting to 100 speed a six-hour-long chore. Should you manage to reach this 100 speed, you'll need to pause the game as quickly as possible and take your confirmation screenshot, because the API doesn't register it. It is very easy to lose any speed you have built up, so be warned there, too. To pause, I would recommend clicking out of frame, as it's difficult to reach the button proper in the heat of the moment. If you thought the RNG was bad this week with Pawnbarian, I'm afraid there's more to come your way.
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1/5 got chilli upgrade, it prevented me from launching the guy left mouse button just makes him bend legs and I can't pull him not shoot him... I refresh... all progress lost
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I had a glitch happen: I beat the bear with the frying pan on a run where I had the explosive pepper powerup, having enough momentum that the pepper wasn't needed. Not only did it not carry over to my next launch, my number of peppers was set to -1 and the next time I got one from a piñata, my counter just went to 0.
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I was tricked into using in-game currency to get a real-world recipe for salsa instead of something that actually benefits me in-game, which the same in-game currency (one of like five different kinds?) can also do.
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What's the point of Bison and Spank when El Pollo is so much better at getting and keeping air time? Hahaha, I love all their designs but El Pollo is clearly the best of the three mechanically.
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For whatever reason, the mobile version of this got updated but this didn't. I would recommend playing that instead, much less grindy.