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@CodeNameStupid How is that money grubbing? Money grubbing would mean having to pay to unlock the pinatas, not having to watch an ad.
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Enjoyed the other Bison games, but this one is much worse. The grind is terrible, the trap bears scale faster than upgrades, there's no way to be sure to avoid traps/ground hits, and worst of all, there's just no clear end to the game. I collected the pieces for 2 recipes, then 3 more, then upgraded everything, but no indication of completing the game or anything else to do. Just endless trap bears and ads.
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Bison is officially dead. No way back from this, this game will never get a badge. I will be boycotting the advert provider too for extremely bad marketing tactics. ;) 1/5
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Having this message pop up when I try to play it:
"The browser could not allocate enough memory for the WebGL content. If you are the developer of this content, try allocating less memory to your WebGL build in the WebGL player settings"
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so i have to watch ads that wont load to unlock goodies that i collected... seriously wtf are you doing with your game 1/5
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This was a problem on BB2 as well: at high speeds and altitudes, it's very hard to be economical with your slams because you only have a few frames (a fraction of a second) before reaching the ground to see whether you're heading for a cop or a stretch of bare ground. Coupled with the fact that you can't meteor smash as easily as the second game, this makes for a frustrating experience, especially if you're playing as the titular character.
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I'm a big fan of Burrito Bison and Juicy Beast(I bought all of their games for all platforms I have) so I was very excited when I found new Burrito Bison game and started it with all permanent upgrades. But grinding is terrible(Like a hell indeed) with these upgrades.
I already paid over $20 in this game and it looks like it wants more money. Why Juicy Beast Why...
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Played this game since the first one, the sequel and the first are on my favorites.
Not a bad game if a little too grindy (thats generous) it's a shame you sold out for ads, it doesn't take away really as you just either click and move on or you click and wait for 30 seconds doing nothing.
Good game but disappointed by the obvious "make it longer by grinding" and straight up selling out to the ads.....smh
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Ads are required to open every single pinata? Really? It's a pretty fun if not grindy game but jesus christ that's money grubbing.
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@Memeisforever You can't choose the non-free ones. The ones that you get in missions is the problem. Runs as Bison are a waste of time he's just so terrible. The difference is that both Pineaapple Spank and Senior Polo can stay in the air all day and Bison is garbage. Also even if you upgrade the police thing every chance you get your run is realistically over when you hit a cop the first time. May as well not upgrade that skill ever and just accept a mercy death on your mandatory Bison runs.
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4/5. To be honest, I actually like the grind since it keeps me playing the game, not finishing it in 1 hour then searching for another game.
My PC runs it ok, also no problems with the ad(I only get one which always works, and I just browse something else till it ends).
I really like this game. Those who don't like the game have their expectations set too high.
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@Kenaron You can still "choose" on who to get the free one/ones. Just open it right after finishing the round with Pineapple Spank.
Also, tbh, Pineapple Spank is better than Senior Polo because she targets special gummies. Also easier to use.
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Can I stop getting ALL of my pinatas as Senior Polo Loco? I'd like to have those buffs for the next round on someone who matters. When its bison's turn I launch and afk. Sad to have the series main character be SO worthless.
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Firework sound is not affected by the volume slide and is still very loud when the volume is turned down. Always makes me jump xD
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The amount of grinding makes this game play more as work than fun. It seems like a blatant cash grab. Make the grind ridiculous but allow people to pay to pass it. Disappointing because I loved the first 2.
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I got 2 pinatas during launch, but after that I was rewarded only with one of them :(
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@grump14 How did you get that commercial? I only get the SAS: Zombie Assault one which is like 30 seconds long. Also, tbh, I'm ok with commercials. I just go browse something else while it runs. And pinatas are very good, everything in them is useful.
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I use to enjoy burrito Bison but this is too much. Too much grinding, too much memory needed, too heavy. My computer is quite good but the game make the display driver crash... Burrito lose is spirit here.
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I miss the possibility to use the space bar instead of the mouse button! Would be really nice if you could add this feature.
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can't even run this because of the not enough memory error, will need to try my better PC and see if it's worth it at all
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And the java fail errors follow new browsers. Then I read the comments and see how terribly grindy this ill-programmed crap is. buh-bye. no more fat beast ever.
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If you MUST stop the game when I open another tab for something, can you at least auto-mute the music when you do so? Or have a mute button I can manually use?
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Which would be fine, honestly...a tad above average for Kongregate, to be honest...except that penalties *grow more severe* the further ahead in the game you go. And that, for me, was the final straw. Look, I can take a lot of things, I can waste tons of time on a game and smile in the end if there's a decent payoff, but when cops get even MORE devastating, whiffing gets even MORE harmful, that is bad, that is a no-go, that is a dealbreaker. Nice graphics, the variety of the luchadors, and suitably explosive effects save this from the dregs of Kongregate, but that is hardly glowing praise. 2/5 Now can we please be *done* with this garbage and get a sequel to Knightmare Tower? Y'know, the GOOD one? Please? Pretty please? I'll chip in, dammit!
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But what about the pinatas? Yeah, they contain lots of good stuff...lots of *random* good stuff. Not to mention a fixed chance of getting some *really* good random thing. You get where I'm going with this, right? Yes, a chance to inject EVEN MORE STUPID BRAIN-DEAD BLIND LUCK LUCK LUCK LUCK LUUUUUUUCK into a game that was already bursting at the seams with it. Seriously, why not just drop the remaining pretense and have the player push a button at the beginning of the run to determine how it goes? Heck, Animal Kaiser does that and it's wildly popular. Besides that, this is just the same 'ol grindfest where you have to save up for powerups (which do help, but not nearly enough) and pray for everything to go just right once. [cot'd]
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When I'm forced to watch hundreds of commercials and actually start *appreciating* having the break, you know a game's gone seriously off the rails. First off, the thing that's so furstrating about this game (and why I definitely don't recommend it for newbies) is how you'll MISS, MISS, MISS a gazillion things by inches. These lucadors' ability to graze powerups or dive to a powerup and slam into a worthless air gummy is superhuman, to the point where it's going to look like a damn fluke *every time* you get something valuable. Then of course there are the cops, who I'm now convinced are in there solely to make the game even more unbearable, reinforced by the fact that there's no countermeasure against them (that "reduce slowdown" powerup is an absolute joke). [cot'd]
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Honestly don't mind the grind, but (especially with the microtransactions and timers)m this should have been a cloud save. The fact that if I wanted to do a couple tosses at home, then a few at work, and they are separate files is kinda dumb on a game this long.