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painful as always to witness a previously fun and dearly loved franchise go mobile. not least because you're, among other things, forced to reassess what you thought to be true of the devs' scruples about - let's call it what it is - exploiting what is now likely to be a much younger audience on average. and no, it doesn't help one bit i'd already kinda figured this might be the case: just means it's why i put this sequel off for so long in the first place... add to that an unresponsive "easy" badge (of the day) on one of the very sites to help launch (heh) the franchise to begin with? ye~ah, nostalgia for the first two games aside, i'm afraid this series (and possibly the entire dev studio) is gonna get a wide berth from me from now on :(
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I couldn't get the speed budged even after i exceeded the 100 speed. Actually, the meter doesn't show the reached speed at all. I play in firefox.
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It's so broken! I get 298 coins on the round and total of 2703. It hasn't gone up! My next most "affordable" upgrade is over 15,000 coins (cake eater - I can't get to even the 2nd cake ffs), of course the one I want is level 2 out of 7 wannabear, which for some reason, is over 127,500 coins. Nothing about this game is good. This is not even a game, because it's not playing. There's nothing to do.
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Why are the upgrades so expensive, you hardly ever hit a money bear, and all you get is 200, but you need 17,500 or 50,000 for the next upgrade. My typical launch speed is 66, but I am sure I had over 100 a couple times, did not register. I can't even. Why do I have to play for 5 days ahead just to win enough upgrades to possibly get an easy badge? Is there some trick I am missing? Even on the best launches, it's 83 or something. Take a note from Chuck the Sheep - it can be fun to play a launch game for hours and hours with repetitive "quests" and afford regular upgrades that actually make a difference. Extorting players to pay you so they can get an easy badge that never comes? How do you sleep at night!
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holy crap when you go up into the sky and land like a bomb and that missile sound.. when you do it trough the doors as all sounds it slows the sound down or makes another kind of pitch.. well the sound that it made it made my ears ring it was strange I didnt even hear it but it did.. maybe you should play test a bit on that
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Burrito Bison was great. Burrito Bison Revenge was even more so. THIS, however... The sheer grindfest is even worse than BOTH of the previous games combined, and that just outright KILLS the fun factor.
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One of the first goals you get in the game, "go 2500 meters without taking damage", requires you to go through two cake walls without taking any damage. It should be 250 meters so that it's actually achievable in the first hour of the game. It shouldn't take you 6-8 hours to finish the first goal, this isn't Dark Souls. If your goal is to keep people playing, just add more goals, don't make the first one impossible.
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I don't know why but seems like Easy achievement for reach 100 Speed is bugged because I'm already 4th Door and still I didn't get that achievement despise that my starting speed now is 109.
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you know i gotta admit, this game certainly does alot of scummy stuff, and it definitely requires more grinding than previous games, but i have to admit, the sheer amount of content here is commendable, would be a 5/5 game if it didnt have the scummy stuff
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After grinding for days finishing the original mode, then trying out candy land (the ending shows a vortex that was open this whole time which takes away pieces of the stolen recipe book and have to play a somewhat exact version of the original mode after beating it) I at one point got an endless horde of bears to constantly rocket slam into them and earn dozens millions of cash in one sitting, but if you do it for too long such as for me around $78,00,000 the game will freeze due to limited webGL memory. Tough luck for me doing this in private browsing as refreshing wiped my progress. Do this cash farm trick, but wisely. I'd say stop around $50 million per launch to make your way to easily upgrade everything.
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Can we all agree that the pinatas we collect just go ahead and give us what we collect anyway? I 100% muster the will to always open every one of them I collect, but the more I tried to use them, the more the ads refused to work and now nothing happens when I click play. I didn't mind grinding, but the fact the pinatas failed to work really added to the time spent playing until I reached the end (I know the medium badge only covers enough distance). It's still fun, but it felt watered down being forced to miss out on the perks.
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worst part of borrito bison is how it became completely pay-2-progress. used to be a fun little time waster, now if you wanna get anywhere you have to drop weeks into the game. or just throw them a few hundred kreds.
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EURIKA! I SOLVED THE SAVE LOST GLITCH! or at least it worked for me, Just refresh if you see the beginning cutscene, as long as you didn't clear your cache.
ps. i'm on chrome so idk if it works for other browsers
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Ads have been replaced with 3-9 minute japanese youtube videos that don't give you the reward half the time. Rating went down a star because of that. Not only are you forcing us to watch ads to get the pinata's we earned, but you also give us long ass ads that rarely reward us. For shame.