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Logged on to realize my save was wiped. No one at juicy beast will read this but i am not redoing 50+ hours of this game plus in-app perchases
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wow look! this "game" lost my save
in some super language which is not supported so it comes out in blanks with dots
while also "running" at ~12 frames
worst kreds spend
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"[..] and then they're gonna watch a 30 second vid to open their pinata to get bonuses like the tabasco bottle!"
"Cool, this way we'll make some money and the players are gonna love to use those bonuses to get a boost for their achievements!"
"... Achievements? Wait, what do you mean "they're gonna use them"?"
"Well, they are going to be able to save them for later, right?"
"Umm ... maybe. Maybe ... But yeah, as I was saying, the pina-"
"What about the bosses, are they going to be able to choose them too?"
"The hell are you talking about, of course not! They'll cycle through the bosses as they defeat them one after the other!"
"... Errmm .."
"And before that, they'll cycle through their launchadors! I mean, who the hell would want to be able to choose that anyways?"
"... Alright ... alright. But uhh ... why does it take me ten launaches to upgrade Teddy Flare to lvl 2 even though I picked up a 75% discount?"
"Well people LOOOVvee a grind! But as I said, the pinatas ..."
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Only thing I'd like is a distance counter. It is impossible to know if you are close to beating a distance challenge because there is not discernible way to see how far you've gone.
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What a cheap money grab this game is. I feel like I'm playing a mobile game. Sorely disappointing after the previous games.
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Pinatas don't work. Wants you to watch a video, try to watch it and it says it is unavailable and then the pinata just flies away. Feel like I am at an unfair disadvantage by quite some margin not being able to collect on these since they have the best rewards. I've got about 3 in a row that are completely useless.