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cop: i have a bison heading east on candy forest with rocket pants and riding a chubby gummy bear. Other Cop: u have been watching too much tv
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Breaking news escaped convict returns, Bears still don't know how to run to the left to avoid being smashed and traded in for upgrades.
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EXTREME LUCK! I got a perfect launch, followed by a propeller hat then a cowboy racket thing, I explode into the clouds, then I get a chubby, then I land on a cruiser, bust through a door, hit a bomb that bounces me onto a lucky gummy (A.K.A a Nyan Gummy) which then explodes onto a cash gummy. My luck runs out after that, but it was insane!
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The mission "beat your current maximum speed" is bugged - I've set a new maximum speed three times since getting it, and it doesn't trigger from either the end-of-round or from the summary of stats.
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Lol Had anyone seen him smash lots of gummies and popped a balloon and then went up in a pose then up no gummies no speed then went down he did not walk back lol
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I just slammed into a apparently reinforced titanium at roughly 150 mph... how the heck are my bones not broken to bits