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This is actually pretty epic if you go into survival mode turn off the in game sounds and play the La Gazza Ladra overture in the background. The overture to The Barber of Seville works pretty well too. Or maybe It's just me...
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Just had an epic combo. Poyfect launched myself into a rocket rider. Perfect explosion, went flying. Rocket slammed into an aviator. Rode on until auto get off for the first door. and no, my stats are not super high
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Calling it now, next game is Burrito Bison Rising: Revengeance. And you get a sword. And a jetpack. DO IT NOW JUICYBEAST.
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So I was grinding for money (just letting the guy fly after launching him and watching a video or something) and I got the hard badge and a new record of 27,000 meters. I call bullshit. I'm outta here.
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Wait a second! I DID get my wallet back and started playing survival. Oh well, time to find me a cruiser. A great game nonetheless!
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Pro tip - Click "Get more money" up here in Shop and like JB on facebook, follow on twitter and add them on google. It's free 9.000$!
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*Speedometer is Maxed.* Let's give this a shot now. *Goes at ridiculously fast speeds while performing Sweet Impacts and breaking doors almost every half a minute.* HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--!!
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oookay i see why this game is great and i also see why it could piss someone off. i traveled 50,000 m in survival and i still havent gotten the buffalo wings midnight snack badge. why havent i gotten it yet!!!!
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Four games in a row: The game has glitched. I either get above the clouds out of range and cant come down until everything on the screen but the background goes away (at about 12,000 m) and I have to refresh browser, or I start using my rocket power to glide on the ground and I can't get up.
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Judging by the speed that the gummy bears are running and how many there are, I thought they would've broken down all the doors for Burrito Bison already... ¬_¬
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A fun, wacky, zany game - very addictive! I thought that I did decently by hitting 37,000 for survival distance....then I checked out the leaderboard. Almost scary. 5/5
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Wait a minute here! B.B. goes and terrorizes millions of gummy bears, smash through doors, gets rich, and buy all these upgrades JUST for a wallet? Wouldn't have saved time and effort by just, oh, I don't know, leave an IOU at the grocery store or something? Also, is it normal for a burrito bison to walk around in his underwear? Otherwise, I LOVE this game!!!
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The bison is just sadly mistaken, he's just trying to end the racial discrimination between the walls, but nooo everyone has to go run like crazy. *sigh*
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for anyone having problems with achievements like "get 5 perfect launches in a row":
you can restart after a perfect launch and it will still count