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i bet they copied this game off of indestructo tank or whatever. its that game where you bounce as a vehicle and just blow up helicopters...
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I loved it. Some ideas for the next one:
1) Quickening Queso (special) - would temporarily slather the bison with cheesy goodness allowing him to earn triple money (unlocked by earning $1M)
2) Nuclear gummy - when hit he destroys everything on screen and converts bison into pants on fire
3) Sniper gummy - when hit he climbs on your back and snipes cops below with jalopenos
4) Flamethrower gummy - when hit he climbs in your mouth and emits an expanding shield of flame ahead of bison
5) Dance moves upgrade - teach bison to dougie, moonwalk, etc while flying
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iv learned i can get more money continuing the story than survival (at list at the time i wrote this comment) so its a good way to save up for power ups
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The real question at hand is how is he a bison the same size and gummy bears and gets the crap kicked out of him by them?
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Just imagine his rap sheet if they caught him. Breaking and entering, assault, murder, and robbery, just to name a few.
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I'm buying opponents to fight in the ring for very large sums of money...does this sound vaguely like rigging the mach?
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Huh. I hit a policeman just as chili bomb activated, and I regained speed, but couldn't use my mouse. I guess the game assumed I'd already stopped. Bug?
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this game has a HUGE scientific flaw... aside from the bison headed man squashing gummy bear men, the fact is when he generates the speed to bust trough a giant metal safe would be that he was dead before he reached the speed and if he were alive when he hit the wall at the end his organs would immediently rip through his muscle and bones busting through the ribs and ripping out of his skin, but the wall would stop the organs from coming out so the organs would ooz back and decend to pooring out of his scrodum... i like how he wipes himself off to try again :P
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Should i spend about 1/2 an hour cracking the safe? No! I'll just spring my self from a wrestling ring, smash thousands of gummies, cause 200 sweet impacts and purchase ridiculous amounts of upgrades with ridiculous amounts of cash to eventually gain enough speed to break down the door. Wouldn't have it any other way :P
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Let me see if I got this right...
In order to defeat the wrestlers in the ring, I need to score perfect launches IN A ROW or cumulatively?