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If you didn't like the fapping arm comment, then you probably won't like the "I think I just lost my rectal hymen..." comment. As per me, these hilarious comments add to the game. Each to his own. My complaint: No badge for beating it on epic? </3
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good game, was going to make suggestions then i thought who cares this is the third game he obiously knows what hes doing at this point
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Well this looks well done and great. Just one thing though... you kinda took the foes' graphics from maple story and/or wonderking....right??? And the title....FF moar! XD
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It's obvious they worked thier butts off far across the land to make this.. 5/5 regardless of any faults or problems...
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Excuse me? 25 Megabytes? Oh my, this will take for ever, i hope it is worthy. OH MY GOD!!!! What is this? Menu? Equipment? Map? Scrolling sprites into it???? THIS IS A FULL FUNCTIONING RPG!!!!! Congratulations, this is a masterpiece deserving 5/5. Cool music, genuine graphics, nice story, and that's how it had to be Epuc Battle Fantasy 3. This is awesome. Again congratulations. 5/5 stars without any hesitation.
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This game sucks royally for the same reason as the previous titles: Sluggish gameplay, piss-poor navigational controls, and a sinful prioritization of unnecessary variety, pointless idle animations and lame one-liners over the pursuit of quality gameplay. Gameplay is either frustrating or boring -- nothing in between -- and the whole twenty seconds of looping music left me wanting to run towards the nearest living thing and kill it within minutes. This game is terrible, and since its for the exact same reasons that the previous two titles were horrible, I see no reason to believe that anything you produce in the future will have so much as a smidgen of thought or effort injected into its creation either. Seriously, if this is your idea of a game, get bent.
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Blacksmith: Fully upgrade any weapon
Pervert: Click Nat’s bosom
Cat Tamer: Summon Meow Meow
Narwhal Tamer: Wear Pirate Gear level 5, get hit with it on, randomly summons Narwhal
Pig Molestor: Hold down spacebar behind a pig
Artist: Unlock the full concept art gallery, see the final page
Creditor: Check the credits page
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Ancient Treasure: All Kitten Ruins chests
Burnt Treasure: All Volcano Peak chests
Beast Tamer: Scan 25 foes
Beast Hunter: Scan 50 foes
Beast Scholar: Scan all foes
Hoarder: 10k gold
Banker: 50k gold
Nouveau Riche: 250k gold
Greedy Cat: 100 points first minigame
Fat Cat: 140 first minigame
Narwhal Rider: 100 second minigame
Narwhal Surfer: 150 second minigame
Card Flipper: Under 90 third minigame
Card Wizard: Under 65 third minigame
Skeleton proof: 160 points fourth minigame
Skeleton Killer: 230 points fourth minigame
Rock Dodger: 130 points fifth minigame
Untouchable: 190 points fifth minigame
Fatty: Eat a hamburger
Slime Splatter: Splat 100 slimes in the preloader
Berserker: Use Bersek in battle
Doomsday: Cast Doomsday in battle by using a dark rune
Nuke: Use Nuke in battle.
Genesis: Use Genesis in battle
Ragnarok: Use Ragnarok in battle
Learner: Learn a new skill