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Aside from the ridiculous time it takes to load, this puts me off: "Internet Explorer causes keyboard problems. Change the settings or get a new browser." It used to be that browser-fascist developers insisted that everyone use IE, now the fashion in browsers has changed, but the fact remains that developers shouldn't write for particular browsers. If there's a problem with one or more browsers then the developer has got it wrong, not the user. Telling the user to change her browser in order to play your game is pretty arrogant and silly.
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This game is better than many others that you have to buy! ...and it is even longer than some of them. great respect to the developer :3
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After you defeat the second boss you see the gang swimming, and i think that natalie should have her bikini outfit that you see maybe for like water resistence + if you agree
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wow... There goes my weekend... Just finished this game after 20hr playthough, on normal. Cheers to the creator and everyone that worked on it!
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You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magit, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
EPIC battle fantasy =D
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It gets better and better as I continue playing. At first I was turned off by the immature humor, but the battles are well balanced and fun. And the boss battles are getting more challenging in each new area (squid one was a fun challenge). Glad to see the author went from just battles in earlier games to some movement, looting, and NPC interaction. 4/5
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Nutnut, switch equip to pro-fire and put your defense and magic defense on. Blaze should then be a snap, assuming it's the only head left. If you have to use revive at all, you're doing it wrong.
And yes, there is a nurse hat out there...
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omg on the sword thing the final boss can spit at you it says (in greek letters) delta epsilon sigma tau rho omicron psi(it looks like a Y) epsilon rho its an acronim D.E.S.T.R.O.Y(not actaully a y but it looks like 1) .E.R destroyer
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I use revive. Pyrohydra kill another person and injure another. I use revive and heal. Repeat sequence. Any way to kill pyrohydra? BTW, it's epic difficulty.
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ugh this game takes forever to load on this stupid computer i wish there was a way i could just download it to my computer and not have to load it every time i want to play it...
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People fuss too much about the viking monoliths. Just get Nat some regen and make sure you don't get the last hit BEFORE they appear. Also screamer+air strike combo=death to all rocks, especially if Lance drinks some milk beforehand.
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Awesome game. I just love the random expressions on their faces when they get hit. Favorite part might be the battling, because if you don't do anything for a while, 1 of the characters just does something random like play Gameboy, or juggle food. XD
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really fun and good game i thing thats kinda wierd are the graphics other than that good game (*whispers* i make myself sound like a game rater) i give vredit to the author
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The best Epic Battle Fantasy so far, great job! Maybe it could be improved by making the gameplay not so linear, but apart from that I am most pleased by the game. 5/5
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of course theres the chance that a viking monolith either freezes or kills everyone. In this case, the Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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Actually, an impossible badge is impossible to make because beating it in epic is easy because you can just train and train again until you can kick akron's butt!!!
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Was I the only one who noticed in the intro for Natalie when you first open up the game it shows huge breasts under weapons :O
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game finished in normal level just for the badges,but sadly found that we can keep everything we have except changing the difficult level,this broke up my enthusiasm in totaly playing it again in epic level for the last 2 or 3 medals and entering the last secret map. nevertheless, really an epic game :)
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I must say, I put off playing this because I figured it was going to be so much like the first two. Now that I have started playing it I'm hooked! Great addition to the series. I hope to see more coming like it.
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nicely done but I just cant make myself care. the walking around is just tedious and the battles are really not much different than first game. well programmed, nice artwork, etc, just wish you would have made a different game entirely.
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controls are so sticky and constantly stick to my character running a certain direction even when im not pressing any buttons....
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it's = it is (i.e. It's an idiot farm!)
its = possessive verb form (i.e. Its head is pinched like a raisin!)
LEARN ENGLISH. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.