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Excuse me? 25 Megabytes? Oh my, this will take for ever, i hope it is worthy. OH MY GOD!!!! What is this? Menu? Equipment? Map? Scrolling sprites into it???? THIS IS A FULL FUNCTIONING RPG!!!!! Congratulations, this is a masterpiece deserving 5/5. Cool music, genuine graphics, nice story, and that's how it had to be Epuc Battle Fantasy 3. This is awesome. Again congratulations. 5/5 stars without any hesitation.
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This game sucks royally for the same reason as the previous titles: Sluggish gameplay, piss-poor navigational controls, and a sinful prioritization of unnecessary variety, pointless idle animations and lame one-liners over the pursuit of quality gameplay. Gameplay is either frustrating or boring -- nothing in between -- and the whole twenty seconds of looping music left me wanting to run towards the nearest living thing and kill it within minutes. This game is terrible, and since its for the exact same reasons that the previous two titles were horrible, I see no reason to believe that anything you produce in the future will have so much as a smidgen of thought or effort injected into its creation either. Seriously, if this is your idea of a game, get bent.
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Blacksmith: Fully upgrade any weapon
Pervert: Click Nat’s bosom
Cat Tamer: Summon Meow Meow
Narwhal Tamer: Wear Pirate Gear level 5, get hit with it on, randomly summons Narwhal
Pig Molestor: Hold down spacebar behind a pig
Artist: Unlock the full concept art gallery, see the final page
Creditor: Check the credits page
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Ancient Treasure: All Kitten Ruins chests
Burnt Treasure: All Volcano Peak chests
Beast Tamer: Scan 25 foes
Beast Hunter: Scan 50 foes
Beast Scholar: Scan all foes
Hoarder: 10k gold
Banker: 50k gold
Nouveau Riche: 250k gold
Greedy Cat: 100 points first minigame
Fat Cat: 140 first minigame
Narwhal Rider: 100 second minigame
Narwhal Surfer: 150 second minigame
Card Flipper: Under 90 third minigame
Card Wizard: Under 65 third minigame
Skeleton proof: 160 points fourth minigame
Skeleton Killer: 230 points fourth minigame
Rock Dodger: 130 points fifth minigame
Untouchable: 190 points fifth minigame
Fatty: Eat a hamburger
Slime Splatter: Splat 100 slimes in the preloader
Berserker: Use Bersek in battle
Doomsday: Cast Doomsday in battle by using a dark rune
Nuke: Use Nuke in battle.
Genesis: Use Genesis in battle
Ragnarok: Use Ragnarok in battle
Learner: Learn a new skill
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From left to right
Savior: Defeat final boss
Hero: Beat game on Hard or Epic
Legend: Beat game on Epic
Equip Fan: Get 40 pieces of equipment
Equip Dealer: Get 60 pieces of equipment
Equip Master: Get 80 pieces of equipment
Shopper: Buy everything in the equipment shop
Squire: Defeat the Robot Pumpkin
Swordsman: Defeat the Giant Squid
Warrior: Defeat the Wooly Mammoth
Knight: Defeat Protector
Lord: Defeat the 3-Headed Pyrohydra
Brute: Deal 1k damage
Ruffian: Deal 3k damage
Savage: Deal 10k damage
Barbarian: Deal 30k damage
Slayer: Deal 100k damage
Level Builder: Level 10
Power Leveler: Level 20
Level Grinder: Level 30
Helper: 10 sidequests
Tasker: 20 sidequests
Quester: All sidequests
Treasure Hunter: All Town chests
Forest Treasure: All Vegetable Forest chests
Pirate Treasure: All Rock Lake chests
Frozen Treasure: All Glacier Valley chests
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I hate it when you get frozen though, because you can't get out of freeze unless you have a teammate heal you, or get attacked, which I think is pretty retarded! vote up if you agree, but don't vote down if you don't because obviously you don't know what i'm talking about.
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i had my entire party at full health, and the viking monolith froze and killed them all. And because this game does not save i have to start from the very beggining. Again.
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WHY DAMN IT, THE DRAGONS ARE NOT FAIR!!! >.< 3 times in a row im like 1-5 hits away from winning against them, *DEATH* or!!! AOE CRIT only 1 of my guys is alive, struggling to survive.
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Love the abillity to walk... it is now worthy of 5/5 for being an actual rpg. It went from being boring to really fun!
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I honestly have only one complaint: Spending an hour fighting the dragon boss after poisoning all the heads, and then realizing there is no way in hell you are going to out damage the Abyss dragons heal from poison once the other two are dead.